Jesus Christ, what the fuck DC?

Jesus Christ, what the fuck DC?

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Yoooo they got Weezie up on this bitch
Bendis getting top billing is fucking hilarious tho

also
>no Grant
wtf

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I guarantee Bendis getting top billing is because it's part of his contract, why they're giving him so damn much I'll never know, he's a popular writer, but he's not *that* popular

No giving the writer of motherfucking All-Star Superman a story on this it's offensive.

is the geoff and donner story one they wrote during their action comics run that was just unpublished?

This.

Honesty, Morrison writing all of the stories would have made for a more special book.

>They actually drew him with the CGI Justice League mouth

What's up DChads? Aren't you excited that BENDIS IS COMING?!

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Agreed.

>No Morrison
>No Landis
>BENDIS IS THE FIRST NAME ON THE LIST
fuck off, DC

I can't believe they fucked it up.
I fear for what Tec's 1000 will look like.

Snyder: Something perennial and woke about Gotham City.
King: Cat makes Bat sleep on the couch.
Tynion: Batman - Who he is and why I hate him.

I like King's run overall desu, I wouldn't complain if he was on it.

Honestly makes me wish that they didn't make such a big deal out of x00 or x000 issues. Sure, the lineups will never please everyone, but this is just bad... And it really points out the problem with comics not being the works of single authors.

For me, though, the funniest thing is that Bendis's intro to DC is gonna be through fucking Jim Lee, who is the literal definition of a has-been artist yet ONLY gets the gigs he gets because he's the co-publisher.

He's getting top-billing because this is the start of his run.

when you mix 1 gallon of shit with 99 gallons of premium ice cream you have created 100 gallons of shit

>No Landis

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Only ones I'm really happy about are Dini and Swan, but there are others I'm okay with and only like two I'm disappointed with.

>You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's not the worst out of the list.

>I like King's run overall desu
are you for real?

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I honestly regret putting this on my list. Hopefully normies think it's worth alot and I can sell it online.

Nah, him being a serial abuser makes him kind of a shit person to write Superman in my humble opinion. I'd prefer a talentless hack who is innocuous over a hack with minimal talent who's a fucking asshole.

Yes.

>No Morrison
>No Moore
>No Jurgens
>No Gerard Jones
Fucking why

It's fucking terrible, worse than Snyder shit.

Superman #400 shits all over this.

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I remember when people here tried to tell me DC wouldn't treat Bendis like royalty.

That's the weird thing about opinions, they don't always line up between different people.

Why do you like kings Batman? I always ask and never get an answer.

I'm more upset about them seemingly erasing the Legion from his everything. They're not even on the 40s variant cover.

Shoo shoo, Legion cuck.

You keep using that word

enjoy slott ironfag

It’s in alphabetical order

>No Moore
You already know why

>Sup Forums going full retarded again because their personal favorite writers weren't involved in a milestone issue.

Like clock work.

>Jim Lee, who is the literal definition of a has-been artistt

Jim Lee is still an A-list artist, you would have to be a fucking idiot to think otherwise. He just has other duties that make him not really do much comic work outside of covers, one-shots and very short projects due to how slow he is.

Based Steranko

I think user meant in the "popular but not good" sense.

>No Gerard Jones

Are you seriously confused as to why DC wouldn't bring in the guy with kiddie porn charges?

He's a damn good writer though, kid diddling aside.

They probably asked him and he probably said no.

Cmon man, you have to admit this is a lacklustre lineup for Action Comics #1000

You clearly don't give a duck about action or Superman so why are you in this thread? For a drive-by shitpost?

How the fuck is this line-up bad? It includes pretty much every major superman - living - artist except John Byrne.

>no answer
Like clockwork.

Got anything besides ad hominem to add to the conversation?

>No Jurgens

He is writing 1000. He's bottom billed for some reason.

>YOU SAID SOMETHING THAT HURT MY FEEFEEES YOU BIG MEANIE

>drive by shit post
>I ask why he's here
>he asks what I've added

Beyond multiple other posts the very one you replied to was attempting to prevent aome faggot like you detailing a thread you only came in to with the intention of shot posting in.

>They're not even on the 40s variant cover.

I think you mean 50's cover, user. LoSH appeared first in 1958.

Morrison's busy with Heavy Metal. He says he's tired of cape comics.

What is the nature of ops complaint exactly?

>He says he's tired of cape comics.
He is working on Sideways, though.

Incessant internet bitching from a "fan" who hasn't read comics in over five years.

That’s a Howard Chaykin cover , amigo

What? Sincerely how can you post this? Not only is it expressed very thoroughly ITT it's very plainly obvious to anyone tha would be triggered by it.

I feel you know this and are only kicking the can of your argument down the road.

A bunch of hacks

Sideways is such garbage

>Makes a claim online I defense of Bendis getting top billing
>apparently he's to be believed.

If that's the case, You've never spent a cent on Supeman so you dont matter.

>Why do you like kings Batman? I always ask and never get an answer.

Not that user, but I have this theory that the ones who like King's Batman haven't read a single Batman run from before 2010.

Where exactly did he defend bendis?

This site has dulled your argument skills

>hurr durr im a retard that hates popular things look how counter culture i am.

fuck OFF

>Bendis coming to DC is a good thing!
>editors will reign him in!
>he won’t have as much freedom as he did in Marvel!
>say what you will, but he actually has people talking about Superman again
Man, what the fuck did superfags do to deserve this?

This.
If the last five years haven’t shown anyone how shitty writing has become in comics, then this fuckfest should prove it.
Also, Bendis is garbage

calm down

This thread needs to stick to squirrel girl.

To be fair a lot of those were just a single pin up.

You're the one sperging over Bendis.

Yeah, it’s good, fucking expand your horizons.

>Curt Swan

Isn't he, like, dead? since Action 700?

he's not the only one desu

Could you supply these variant covers?

Unpublished new material.

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>Jurgens at bottom of list
Honestly the most offensive part

I want this to include a Cooke tribute of some description. I'm still sad over that one

oh c'mon, he may be a bad writer but he is a good artist

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Why Meltzer??

The fuck does the pedo got to do with Superman?

>Bendis
>Lee
>Johns
>Donner

here's your You

I can't believe I pre ordered this

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You can probably still cancel it.

...Curt Swan is still alive?!

He referred to complaining about Bendis as incessant bitching. That's a defense.

This seems to hold true.

Bendis and lee is coupled together as seen by the spaces between each team listing, same thing with Johns and Donner, with the order being determined by the writers last name and not the artist. The only outlier is Jurgens at the bottom and Donner before Dini

You're an asshole. Either you don't know why that's offensive or you do and you're a different type of asshole

They're just publishing one of his stories that has never seen the light of day before. He's still dead.

ntayr but: dccomics.com/blog/2018/02/20/action-comics-1000-variant-covers-by-legendary-comic-book-artists

this is bait right?

Whe he said that? I work with links.

BTFO

It's in alpha order by the authors

I can’t believe they’re are people ITT who are actually defending Bendis

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>he's tired of cape comics.

Not true.

No one has managed to refute this so I will say this is true

He's co writing like 3 or 4 issues at most

>no Quitely
>no Immomen
>not even fucking Gary Frank

he's tired of ONGOINGS, not cape comics