Post the biggest and most plump mutant girl in the Marvel universe, bonus points if it's this version in pic related
Big Bertha thread
Jose Bailey
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Jonathan Green
I like that this artist actually knew hiw to draw fat people.
GLA V3 when?
Jaxson Ross
You would do this when I left my laptop at home.
Giving you a bump and we'll see where this thread is in an hour.
Grayson Bell
I know a lot of people bitched about the direction they took Barda in the recent GLA series. However, I was willing to forgive all of that because they also, finally, committed to making her not-hideous. I mean, fuck, she's cute as hell in the new series, even at maximum size. I didn't even mind the Tumblr haircut, since it's a nice update of her old short hairdo.
Joshua Torres
*Bertha, not Barda. I got my large women mixed up.
Charles Rogers
why can't Black Cat have this physique?
Michael Brown
I wasn't a big fan of the tumblr talk, but I thought it was consistent. She felt like a hypocrite, hated people judging her for her bulk when her bulk was more useful, became a plus size model and stayed fat all the time.
Jayden Nguyen
Why is there absolutely no good porn of her?
Lincoln Price
Hhwwwoooaaaah'shit.
Ah big wan.
Magharu magharu faaakin hel bawst, is ehy woomans or ah Khanzeer?
Parker Smith
Bertha would be the perfect GF for a dude with a fat fetish who is afraid to make it public. Model waifu in public, and in the bedroom...
Colton Hill
Dumpin what I got.
Jonathan James
Those fuckin arms
Matthew Bell
Ayden Hill
Austin Thomas
My literal dream.
Levi Young
Easton Fisher
Evan Stewart
this is really making me wanna read great lakes avengers
is every run like this?
should I start from the beginning?
Lincoln Moore
We really need to get one of Sup Forums's fat-loving artist friends to draw Bertha.
Juan White
I enjoyed this run a lot, but it didn't last long, and was really just a mini.
A lot of other anons did not feel the same.
I had not read the previous GLA runs and only knew about them from Sup Forums and appearances in other comics.
Angel Rivera
They started in West Coast Avengers, but you can basically start at Dan Slott's Mini and one-shots and go straight into the latest series.
Be warned though, it got cancelled last second and the ending is kinda garbage.
Zachary Scott
Great lake avengers are pretty cool, I love the minor super hero characters. I wish more people would try to write stories for hem
Jackson Russell
If nobody comes to my class I'll do it.
Hunter Green
Didn't Bertha have to literally vomit her excess fat out when she wanted to go back to being skinny?
Connor Jenkins
SHE'S SO THICC
Ayden Russell
She did that once in Dan Slott's mini, but never since.
Jonathan Turner
you mean obese
Joshua Parker
THICC
Ayden Parker
yg
Caleb Torres
The Tumblr speak and haircut was kind of a turn off, and she seemed.... I dunno, almost always on edge???
Brandon Morgan
At least they tried to justify her being on edge. And like I said, the haircut was a modern short haircut, and she's always had short hair. How would you have done it? Just a plain pixie cut?
Grayson Fisher
Too fleshy for my taste goddamn
Matthew Butler
>Walking down downtown Detroit
>See this
>what do
Dylan King
In the past, her hair would seem to become shorter since the extra fat she'd put on would make it look like it was only on the top, like that was the only place it could go... if that even makes sense. When she'd revert back to normal, she'd have a full head of hair again. Short hair, but still a full head.
It's just a personal preference that I really don't care for. Not saying you can't like it, just that it's not my cup of tea.
Thomas Gray
you mean too fat
Parker Sanders
All in all if she was somewhat attractive we would consider her thicc even if obesity does not equal thicc.
Jeremiah Mitchell
I mean, they seemed to be poking fun at SJWs with her. Those people are indeed always on edge. Hell, they poked fun at furries with Good Boy, too. I enjoyed both of those, especially with neither portrayal being malicious.
Lincoln Wright
Actually, you've got a pretty good point with that.
Carson White
Ashley/Bertha with long hair would be the perfect waifu.
Camden Sanchez
Who would you cast as Big Bertha in a MCU show or movie? Hard Mode: No Rebel Wilson
Nathan Martin
Christy Carlson Romano
Luke Young
Two hot skinny twins. Then put one to work for a few years to get the Bertha body to make it realistic with no constant CGI.
Joseph Rivera
Look here you DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKER. You READ THAT SHIT NOW.
All are minis or one shots. Start in chronological order. Also throw in Squirrel girl's first appearance early on for history's sake, which is fucking Steve Ditko gone completely goofy. There might also be some crossovers with Deadpool.
I think it's understandable, but I didn't enjoy that turn very much. I also think they went too hard with the turbo bitchiness,
Like right here: It's way too angry compared to her other shit.
If it was intended to be a joke, they needed a better payoff. Like the Deadpool joke with Bertha.
Because the lard fetishists spend their money on ice cream instead of commissions.
Once you start getting more fat than, well everything else, thiicc isn't the right word for it anymore.
Why the FUCK would you walk anywhere in detroit?
Benjamin Russell
Yesss Now suck her fat. ALL of it
Ethan Bailey
There any pics of her at all?
Adam Smith
>that ending where they lose rights to the name Great lakes "Avengers", so they have to come up with a completely new team name.
Cameron Ramirez
Superior
Juan Edwards
When are Blob and Big Bertha going to get together to make a bundle of blubbery babies?
Michael Cook
I’m honestly surprised that Rogue never touched her or Blob and blew up in Claremont’s runs given the documented times he fattened up Kitty, Karma, Meggan, and Emma.
Caleb Allen
I would rather see her rassle Black Mariah
Leo Phillips
I remember Kitty, Emma, and Karma, but when did it happen to Meggan?
Logan Young
Didn't Claremont create Bertha?
Jackson Murphy
She has surprisingly small tits for someone who's composed of about 80% body fat
Leo Howard
nah man, you gotta use track suit black mariah
Blake Johnson
Great taste
Joshua Lewis
No. Byrne.
Levi Ward
Alexander Nelson
Jeremiah Price
Robert Hill
Gavin Evans
Josiah Ward
Cameron Hill
Someone get a drawfag on this PRONTO!!!
Andrew Lewis
God, what was Claremont's deal? Just how many fucking fetishes did he have?
Jaxon Robinson
Those arms could put Roxxie to shame.
Christopher Martinez
All of them, like a real man.
Hunter Robinson
>she never faced The Blob
Why? This would be perfect, as she's now a tumblrina while Fred Dukes has always been a fat bastard bully.
Leo Nguyen
Andrew Young
Jaxon Hughes
Wait how would this device actually hold her. Her ability is to control the fat distribution of her body. She can go from thin to extra thick spontaneously. So they capture her in her fat form and she just thins down and steps out.
Xavier Reed
It’s sciencey tech stuff, you wouldn’t understand.
Charles Diaz
it might lock her physical state?
Justin White
She's obscure as fuck. The only way she's going to get art is either she gets a sudden popularity spike or someone commissions art of her.
Noah Thompson
Did Byrbe abd Claremont ever work together? I feel like they'd really mesh.
Jose Reed
The best part about he last gla book was how you could tell that the cancellation caught them by surprise so they had to scramble to make a new endin for the issue. From the moment bat Deadpool turns up the artist doesn’t even bother to clean up his art and leaves the sketch lines everywhere.
Jose Bailey
Is this a serious question?
Isaiah Carter
It also happened in a later issue when she was fighting someone.
Joshua Cooper
Kinda, yeah. They both put their fetishes in their writing in a really unsubtle way
Austin Nelson
I think one of the major reasons they moved in that direction was because of the whole “she has to throw up to get skinny again” concept that Dan Slott created. If they really wanted to keep the integrity of the character, they could easily say she figured out how to lose the weight another way.
She could...
A) Just lose the weight the same way she puts it on. No mass draining necessary seeing she didnt need to eat anything to put it on.
B) Something silly but less harmful like burping or farting
Jaxson Ortiz
I asked if it was a serious question because they both worked on X-Men together on some of the biggest stories ever like Dark Phoenix Saga and Days of Future Past.
Jason Jones
Oh. Guess I justed outed myself as a fake nerd.
Benjamin Bailey
This page is still fucking amazing.
Landon Gomez
Blob's too above the GLA's paygrade, I'll bet.
Michael Ross
Ian Reyes
so has rogue ever copied the blobs powers? i uh need it for science
Ayden Cook
Nah. Sup Forums is love. And that includes lightweights, and casuals. Just think of it as a chance to increase your power level. You think people are born understanding how the fuck Hawkman's family tree works?
Liam Bell
"Sup Forums is love" literally destroyed this site.
Jordan Moore
Only in fetish art.
Owen Lopez
spotted the newfag
Jack Bennett
This thread is being monitored for more Bertha data
>tfw want to writefag porn of her but can't decide on a plot
Jose Parker
Well, whatcha wanna know?
Ayden Wilson
I'm just fresh out of ideas lately. Can't even come up with a decent arc involving her. I'm thinking involving something like her changing size in the bedroom while she fucks Mr. Immortal... Maybe suffocating him to death several times by accident.
Blake Peterson
Bertha and Flatman were rather disappointing in the last run. Immortal and specially Doorman were on point though, so it's a shame about the comic's painfully short run.
I really wish Doorman appeared some time when cosmic stuff is happening.
Josiah Price
Make it purposefully, like a non-gory snuff thing.
Easton Stewart
>Bertha gets off on it
>She starts finding more and more ways to kill him with her fat
It's like snuff crossed with slapstick. That's horrible.
I love it
Wyatt Hughes
Those big ones, always popping up all over
Robert Carter
why does she exist?
Blake Bailey
>mfw I remember one of the GLA members was a gay guy in a gimp suit and ball gag
The GLA are too good for this world sometimes
Charles Garcia
I was here during Sup Forums is love m8, people would literally go to reddit and tumblr and tell people "well Sup Forums is terrible, but Sup Forums is actually okay". Even fucking redwood was doing it.
Jonathan Cox
To emphasize that the Great Lakes Avengers are such total rejects that the best they can do for a physical tank is a female Blob instead of a She-Hulk.