Give me one reason why I should be excited for THIS?
Captain Marvel
Sebastian Nguyen
Jackson Sanders
Its a Marvel movie.
Carson Rogers
A massive increase in Japanese rule 34 of Captain Marvel. That's about it.
Carson Bennett
Heyy, that's an upside I hadn't thought of. Nice.
David Nelson
#itsherturn
William Johnson
BASED MARVEL BAYBEE
Plus it'll be important for Avengers 4
Hunter Bell
would be excited if brie larson was in this shape
Grayson Mitchell
It's time we had a proper female face of the Avengers, not murderous European skanks.
Julian Jackson
Perfect Captain Marvel here >>>>
Nathaniel Robinson
How in the world does this happen? How does this flabby, white bread bore of an actress get hired? Why are there practically NO standards when it comes to female actors and their aesthetics?
Seriously.
>Chris Evans
>Chris Hemsworth
>Michael B. Jordan
>Henry Cavill
>Boseman
>Chris Pratt
>Bautista
They're all fucking ripped. They all put in work to resemble the character they're cast as.
Meanwhile
>Gal Gadot
>ScarJo
And now Brie Larson. No definition. Do NOTHING to resemble their character.
FUCK THIS SHIT IS SO ANNOYING.
Michael Fisher
Its like if you took a man's body and slapped tits, hair, and makeup on it
Elijah Lee
Bagina
Jaxson Collins
Marvel comics will try to synergize with it and Carol will have long hair again so people might stop drawing Man carol
Kayden Foster
Women don't have to abide standards. This is part of our super progressive, forward thinking efforts to destroy the patriarchy. Making women abide by standards is just men keeping them down you fucking troglodyte.
Robert Wood
same fag shitposting every day
Eli Watson
Ryder Ross
Because superhero movies are for women.
Kevin Lewis
Hey don't get mad at me because you are attracted to what basically amounts to a man's body. If you were more open to yourself about how you feel you wouldn't get this mad and you'd lead a generally happier life user.
Daniel Baker
I think you are the one who loves this new shit Captain Marvel
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Zachary Ward
This is a man body for this faggot
Kevin Feige, is that you?
Ethan Johnson
Jesus Christ. It's not about sex appeal, it's about acting ability
Luis Martinez
This but not in a shitposting way. The Marvel movies are fun but they're never much more, getting hyped for them is just going to lead to disappointment.
Benjamin King
Hey, just because you have buried gay feelings doesn't mean you need to act out like this man. Seriously, relax. Its not that weird.
Luke Foster
That bitch is ugly
Wyatt Thompson
Where do you meet men like this? I need to know because reasons.
Robert Lewis
>Jesus Christ. It's not about sex appeal, it's about acting ability
And this is what, motherfucker?
Evan Morales
>I can't differentiate between male and female bone structure
Asher Hernandez
Seriously nigger? It's an MCU movie, they just need to be able to smirk after a quip and grit their teeth on CGI soundstages.
Brayden Myers
Christopher Turner
Don't forget Bale who went from skellymode to jacked in a year for his first film as Bruce Wayne.
Benjamin Turner
>imfuckingplying this is anything new
Noah Sanchez
>liking juicy ass and a nice well shaped back is gay
What did he mean by this?
Jeremiah Lewis
>I don't know what a hyperbole is
Mason White
Societal standards of beauty say men should be jacked and women should be stick figures. Can't have movie stars who aren't beautiful.
Hudson Cruz
Butt stuff is gay
Cooper Harris
Isn't RDJ fit too? I thought he was like a health nut or something?
Daniel Collins
>it's about acting ability
>acting ability
>mcu capeshit
Wyatt Flores
To be fair, Brie Larson has some serious acting chops.
Ayden Adams
>I d-didn't actually mean she looked like a man, I just said it for fun!
The fuck?
Joseph Sanchez
Yep.
Nicholas Kelly
Because Carol's a great character, the directors are great, and Brie's an oscar winner and is a qt?
Joshua Nelson
Yeah, I liked her in Scott Pilgrim. All I've really seen her in though, is she genuinely a shitty actor? I know that politically she's annoyingly outspoken, but does she perform well on camera?
Eli Thompson
Because she is going to do everything she can to play up the military tough exterior seeking a safe space to be soft. Because she is going to do everything she can to play up the powerhouse holding back waiting to an opportunity to let loose. And these two dichotomies will give women an example of the power of womanhood beyond waiting to get raped by a rich man.
Did you see Room or Smoking Barrels?
Lucas Lewis
Daniel Cox
Women's looks don't depend on muscle definition, except negatively if there's too much of it.
Brie has a much prettier face than most of the actresses considered conventionally attractive by the media (and increasingly the general population, sadly) these days. That's more than enough.
Liam Powell
As a comic book fan, you want these women to physically resemble their comic book counterparts. However, in the outside world of hollywood, muscular women aren't whats considered attractive, at least not in comparison to slim model shapes. They would never force an actress to attain a phsyque that is not only unattractive in their eyes, but would also be a drawback to the actress in getting into other films
Brandon Scott
Isaiah Morris
Are you kidding? Brie is about as average as it gets for Hollywood. She's one of those actresses that can actually get by on her skill, though she still needed the bolt ons.
Jonathan Reed
>Brie is about as average as it gets for Hollywood.
Most of the actresses the media claims are hot are actually average-to-ugly to the average guy.
Samuel Gonzalez
yea, Jessica Biel reallllly struggled to get work in "hot girl" roles in the early 2000s.
Sebastian Hill
Eli Wood
>As a comic book fan, you want these women to physically resemble their comic book counterparts. However, in the outside world of hollywood, muscular women aren't whats considered attractive, at least not in comparison to slim model shapes. They would never force an actress to attain a phsyque that is not only unattractive in their eyes, but would also be a drawback to the actress in getting into other films
Finally someone with a bit of common sense ITT.
Justin Rivera
You keep saying this but aren't providing examples.
Matthew Nelson
Go to any college campus, user. Even adjusting for the age difference (which is only a few years in this case anyways) you'll find far more stunners there than in Hollywood any day of the week.
Isaiah Bell
You real read comics?
Women in comics are drawn with muscles, great legs and arms, with curves and thicc levels
You sounds like a guy or woman who never read comics
Joshua Brown
But it's not common sense. Are you seriously implying that most of these actresses are considered ugly or struggle to get work? Especially Biel, Blunt, Lily and Nyonogo (or however you spell it)? It's purely the studios not giving a shit.
Evan Martin
No fucking shit, real life is hotter than hollywood through sheer volume alone. Not every hot girl wants to be an actress and the hottest of the hot know from the age of 14 that they'll never actually have to work. Still girls like Biel, Anniston and Hathaway are completely timeless beauties that you would indeed be hard-pressed to find better looking girls on the street than.
But you're still not giving me examples of mainstream hollywood girls Brie is better looking than, because Brie falls into the lower end of the exact spectrum you're talking about
Levi Cook
I'm 100% serious when I say that the women in mostly look quite ugly, with only a few looking average. But you're quite right that Hollywood's standards are completely different.
Ethan Robinson
>Jessica Biel
>Emily Blunt
>Evangeline Lily
>quite ugly to average
Literally gay
Matthew Rodriguez
>No fucking shit, real life is hotter than hollywood through sheer volume alone.
Ah, the old volume argument. No, user, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that the average "ordinary" girl is more attractive than the average Hollywood girl, adjusting for age of course. (Though I'll admit this is becoming less true in the USA.)
As for specific names, tell you what. You give me some examples you think are hotter than her, and I'll tell you if I honestly agree or not. (Not least because I tend to skim these types of things and don't remember a lot of names.)
Oliver Foster
It's the abs you dunce they are unappealing on women and very masculine. The fact that Brie's abs don't look hard and jagged is a plus. The fact that she doesn't cut a stacked femme figure is why everyone else hates her as a pick, not all this mussle fag mra bullshit.
>B-but men HAVE to be jacked y not women :'(
We get it, you like women to be hard and strong, make a mussle thread and go to bed.
Leo Thomas
>slightly above average at best
>slightly above average at best
>slightly above average... when she was younger
And that's based on other pics, not just that one.
Luis King
She is reading those issues, and that worries me.
At least Gunn knew which GotG issues were shit so he adviced Pratt to not read those
Juan Torres
I'd argue with you, but attraction is subjective and more ripped ladies for me.
Grayson Myers
Not the user you replied to, but all of those women are in their mid- to late 30s, I don't think anyone would cast them as the main character in a superhero movie, regardless of how hot they are. Just Hollywood being Hollywood.
Just because she's holding a comic book in a photo doesn't mean she's actually reading it.
Jayden Smith
Captain Marvel is the MOST RELAUNCHED MARVEL CHARACTER. She has #1s like no one ever did.
Colton Stewart
Cooper Taylor
lmao what a difference between art and the real life
Evan Cook
>being this retarded
Nathaniel Nguyen
Did you really just quote his entire post? Are you retarded?
Andrew Baker
>Give me one reason why I should be excited for THIS?
I can't. You either find your own reason, or you ignore it.
Zachary Foster
It'll give the comics an actual direction to take her character and hopefully get her out of the hole Civil War II put her in
Grayson Collins
>Movie has Carol looking at a black swimsuit for a brief scene before throwing it away out of disgust
You know they're going to do this.
Jacob Morgan
I want to make myself with her
Levi Cook
Nah, rumor is she wears a version of it. But it'll probably have pants, and goggles instead of the domino mask.
Jonathan Walker
she's an Academy Award winning actor
Parker Robinson
holy fucking yum
Samuel Parker
>It's like if you took a man's body and then got rid of all the masculinity and penis.
What's the issue here?
David Lewis
>unironically picking on the best Chris
Rush should've won best picture
John Kelly
brie is a crazy sjw
Cameron Lewis
this but the opposite
Oliver Walker
thathashtagshow.com
>We are told that Wise was set to play the mother of a young child who would be a “contemporary” of Carol Danvers.
Neat.
No, she's pretty level-headed.
Ryder Barnes
Level-headed people don't meltdown on Twitter when someone asks them on a date.
Matthew Mitchell
>TSA officer, on duty, with the power to strip-search you, asks you on a date
Fixed that for you.
Jose Brown
i was going to say because it's got boobs and a vagine but
that's two more boobs and one more vagine than you'll ever get access to, so
Grayson Perry
Pretty sure a female agent would have strip searched her if that was needed, Mr. White Knight.
Dylan Davis
because after the movie ends and the credits roll, it will be over.
John Campbell
>Gal Gadot
to be fair, she did get kinda ripped. It's just that she's a fucking walking skeleton so you can only do so much (which isn't anything, really)
Cameron White
it really wasn't a meltdown. seemed more like she was just in a bad mood.
she's pretty SJW,but she's not crazy. And honestly, her SJW-ness may be a pose for PR.
Connor Rodriguez
>meltdown
>one tweet
Bentley Fisher
Pretty much this.
Ethan Brooks
>jessica biel
>ripped as all hell
fugg, I need more of that in my life...
Evan Rogers
seriously Sup Forums I don't need a Bricc fetish to go with my thicc fetish!!!!
Josiah Wright
that means literally nothing.
Nathan Gonzalez
>I still don't know what a hyperbole is
Jaxon Morris
>fancy, elegant sky blue dress
>literally shoulderbag strap/clasp in highway safety orange
what did they mean by this and how can i kill them for it?
Dylan Nguyen
damn, scarjo wasn't toned or anything but last she had the booty
Grayson Green
get your lips off my waifu
Jason Jones
IM1 and 2 RDJ was ripped. Don't know about now.
Luis Miller
>Sersh cast as jessica Drew