Am I the perfect human being?

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

6'0, muscular build
High iq
Blonde hair, blue eyes
No glasses or allergies
Good, healthy European genes on both sides of my family (descended from royalty)
An absolutely amazing personality and excellent public speaking skills

It's a damn shame that I have such a god-awful work ethic and terrible depression or I'd be out slaying bitches and making money instead of watching ThuleanPerspective and reading Sup Forums

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Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

(descended from royalty)

JE SUIS LE ROIS ET MEEERDE

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

/bant/

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

No man is perfect no matter what genes they have or how much they own.

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

leaf
perfect human being

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Am I the perfect human being?
It's a damn shame that I have such a god-awful work ethic and terrible depression

lol

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

Supreme gentleman may i say

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

An absolutely amazing personality

if you say that about yourself then you are vain wich is a shitty personality trait.

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

6'0

manlet detected

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

You sound like the type of guy who sucks his own dick and smells his own farts on a regular basis

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

Larping ass leaf. Ur not royal u dumb cuck

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

Canadian

Sorry man, you need to do a hard reset and try playing again

William Cook
William Cook

high IQ
depression
sorry user, thats not possible. depression is a direct outcome of brain damage.

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

WE WAZ MAPLE TREES N SHIET

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

thank god im jew i dont need care about this shit

John Jackson
John Jackson

This, fucking manlets never learn

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

An absolutely amazing personality
and terrible depression

Your personality not only comprises the golden facade you try to fool people with, you dumbass

David Jones
David Jones

Canadians must be genocided.

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

Remind me to grab one of your fingers when gene manipulation comes around.

Also can't wait. We'll finally be able to harvest ALL of the africans for a genetic diversity backlog too.

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

(descended from royalty)
Good, healthy European genes

pick one and only one you fucking inbread

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

Awful work ethic
Depression
Luckily, those things can be worked on.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

Kys

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

How about you kys instead you larping faggot?

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

No glasses or allergies
High iq
Never get sick in any way
6'2, god tier metabolism
apparently straight up half English half Irish as far back as is known
Hair and eye colour are superficial memes, step aside leaf for I am the true master race.

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

I feel you my man

blonde
blue eyes
6'0
140+ iq
handsome
girls like me
kind to everyone, wouldn't hurt a fly

tfw can't succeed in anything, addict, severe depression, working in a low status job with minimal pay

Literally why?

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Sounds like your average swede

flag

Checks out

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

2076
Last nigger tribe found
legendary other half of the 17" dick gene found
Finder gets free upgrades from the gene bank for life, along with his decendants
dicks over 14 inches banned from use on people 30 and younger, no one uses it anyway except for jokes at parties

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

supforums.com/thread/124496178/politics

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Same, fellas. I swat flies, though.

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

bitch you aint from royalty

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Im glad I'll be dead soon

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

What royal line?

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

If you're English, then yes you are perfect.

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

6'0"
anything below 6'3" is manlet status. 6'0" is pretty much the new 5'9"

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

Blonde hair, blue eyes
nope

John Martinez
John Martinez

perfect human being
A FUCKING LEAF

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

I'm smart but lazy

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

descended from royalty
An absolutely amazing personality
You sound like a budding psychopath.

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

You deserve a (you) for stimulating our imaginations

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

good genes
royalty

Sure thing buddeh.

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

How do you know that you have good people's skills?

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

90% of depression stems from food allergies.

Take dairy and bread out of your diet and see what it does for you

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

How fucked are your teeth?

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

Posts on Sup Forums
Looks like you aren't such a perfect human after all?

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

Being an addict is your fault, fag.

Grow stones and get your shit together. Some stuff you can control, others you can't.

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