Well?

Do they have to see me to be attracted to me?

Brown, since that implies it is anime-brown.
Immortality.

they have to pay

Green

Kanji is hard

Does pressing the red button give me:
-a release of the PS2 version of Need for Speed, Hot Pursuit 2, ported to PCs?
-a rerelease of extreme pinball that of course has the whole table always visible?
-a remake of System Shock 2 where you play on side with the many?

And, of course, a spinning off of the studios they've acquired to act autonomously as proper continuations of what they used to be?

I hit both buttons at once.

Red so we can maybe one day get a good sims again without the nickel and diming.
cheap expansions were one thing but what they do now is nuts

Everybody on earth gives you three dollaridoos.

Reminder that if you choose blue - you are what's wrong with videogames today and you should consider suicide.