Finland

>finland
>finn land
>land of the finns

>england
>eng land
>land of the engs

Angle land became Angland became England

Language changes, build a bridge and get over it

it's Suomi you fuck

>Norway
>nor way
>way of the nor

Its still Angleterre in french
Literraly Angleland

Actually, it's "Angle land", but, as it's a Germanic language, "A" in English is the equivalent of the German "E", so "Angle" would be Germanicized into "Engle".

"Engle Land"
"Engleland"
"England"

>suomi
>su omi
>omi of the su
it doesn't make any sense either

>New Zealand
>New Zea land
>New land of the zea

It's dutch
"Zea" = "Sea"
I think

>Sweden
>Swe den
>Den of the swe
>Denmark

>Denmark
>DenMark
>Den Mark
>The Money

USA
U S of A

>American
>A meri can
>A merry can

God Bless

>England
>ängland swedish pronounciation
>äng is swedish for field
>field land

>poland
>land of pos

It makes more sense with our own name
>Sverige
>Sve rige
>Svea(swedes) rike(kingdom/realm)
>Kingdom of the Swedes

that's cute

>Canada
>Can nada
>Can nothing

>norGAY

>Suomi
>Suo Mi
>Suo=Swamp Mi=close to maa=land
>Swampland

delet

it's even worse

>polska
>pole means field
>land of fields

>ruotsi
>ruots i
>ruots mi
>land of rowing
????

vikings n shiet

>britain
>bretain
>bretagne
literally named after a region in france

Actually, it's Greek, I believe.
Britannia

>Argentina
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArg

Rusland
The land of Rus.

>american education
Also i think its the other way its because of briton immigrants that britain was called britain

Russland über alles!

>rossija
>rossi ja
>RUSSIA YES

Routsi ja.
Routsi jag ville knulla med dig.

It was to be Swedenland (land of the Swedes, obviously) in English but the 'land' got dropped at some point.

>ireland
>ire land
>land of the ires

land of éire

Norway
No way.

...

more like
>A Merry Cunt

England = Angleterre
Ireland = Pomme de terre

>PhilippinES
>ES
coincidence?

>France.
>Fran ce.
>Ce of Fran.

...

>Kingdom of the Swedes
How uninclusive and racist.

>Aland

>land of the As

:^)

not to mention sexist

why not queendom?

>Åland
>å land
>river land

>Spain
> Is pain
> Pain is

Penis fugggg :Ddd

>SWEDEN

>DEN OF SOMALIS

you can't make this shit up

Our only queen converted to Catholicism, invited Descartes to the royal court where he subsequently died from our horrible weather, abdicated and then moved to Italy. The only good thing she did was get Gustav X on the throne which then conquered Skåne, Halland, Blekinge, Bornholm and Bohuslän.

Everyone is Swedish you backwards racist!
ALLA SKA MED

I like how the word suomi doesn't make sense in finnish either. Its either a loanword from way way back or a word use last time in proto-ugrian.

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""great""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" britain

>a fucking prison

'Zee' is 'Sea'
But yeah, you're correct.

>the starts on the right form a question mark
Australia in charge of not questioning itself as country

>Greenland
>Green land
>Land of the Greens

This is fun, lads

>Probably from *šāma-, from Proto-Balto-Slavic *źemē (“ground”)

>vinland
>vin land
>land of wine

Faroe Islands
Islands of the Pharaohs

WE

>United States
>State of Units

>Karelia
>Kar el ia
>хop yй ли

Literally mongolia

>Färöarna
>Fä öarna
>Livestock islands

>Pakistan
>paki
>stan
>Stan = land
>land of pakis
This is why I don't get angry when people say paki to me

paki

That area was settled by briton colonists

>hungary
>hun gary
>Gary the Hun

>Swe - Den
>den - mark

>Falklands
>lands of the falks
>land of folks

British folks

>Germany
>ger
>many
>many germs
merkel is simply fulfilling the prophecy

>Færeyjar
>Fær eyjar
>Sheep Islands

>not Hung Aryans

One job, user.

i'm not blessed with finnish humour

India
dia of the in
Day of the inn

Dia of the rreah

ATTENTION ALL ANONYMOUS POSTERS!!!! FINLAND MENTIONED!!!! COMMENCE DISGUSSIONS ABOUT FUNLAND :D:D::DDDDDD

yes but

>funland
>finland
>land of fins
>fins of funs
>finfuns
>funfins
>fifun
>fufinfu
>finfu
:3

Suomi on paska

>Nigeria

lol

>Nigeria
>Nie geria
>Land of the niggers

NORGE MADE FUNNY :D:D

DO NOT BULLY FINLAND :DDD

>Jordan

>names his country after a British celeb slag, also trainers.

nice, taking all the subtlety out of the joke

>Iceland

>there's no ice

Explain

Kill this man

>Scotland
>Land of the Scots

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

>nice, taking all the subtlety out of the joke

That's the joke

>greenland
>green land
>all ice but no green

>Ireland

>Direland

Identical word different meaning. No one calls sheep by the noun 'fær' today its an old word we only use it in the word Færeyjar. Today only the adjective fær (capable/skillful) is used

fár

My sides

...

>India
>In Dia
>India

>Actually in dia

>Pakistan

>Paki stan

Why name your country after a racial slur? It's bound to lead to problems.

>Uruguay
>Ur u guay
>Ur a gay