>finland
>finn land
>land of the finns
>england
>eng land
>land of the engs
>finland
>finn land
>land of the finns
>england
>eng land
>land of the engs
Angle land became Angland became England
Language changes, build a bridge and get over it
it's Suomi you fuck
>Norway
>nor way
>way of the nor
Its still Angleterre in french
Literraly Angleland
Actually, it's "Angle land", but, as it's a Germanic language, "A" in English is the equivalent of the German "E", so "Angle" would be Germanicized into "Engle".
"Engle Land"
"Engleland"
"England"
>suomi
>su omi
>omi of the su
it doesn't make any sense either
>New Zealand
>New Zea land
>New land of the zea
It's dutch
"Zea" = "Sea"
I think
>Sweden
>Swe den
>Den of the swe
>Denmark
>Denmark
>DenMark
>Den Mark
>The Money
USA
U S of A
>American
>A meri can
>A merry can
God Bless
>England
>ängland swedish pronounciation
>äng is swedish for field
>field land
>poland
>land of pos
It makes more sense with our own name
>Sverige
>Sve rige
>Svea(swedes) rike(kingdom/realm)
>Kingdom of the Swedes
that's cute
>Canada
>Can nada
>Can nothing
>norGAY
>Suomi
>Suo Mi
>Suo=Swamp Mi=close to maa=land
>Swampland
delet
it's even worse
>polska
>pole means field
>land of fields
>ruotsi
>ruots i
>ruots mi
>land of rowing
????
vikings n shiet
>britain
>bretain
>bretagne
literally named after a region in france
Actually, it's Greek, I believe.
Britannia
>Argentina
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArg
Rusland
The land of Rus.
>american education
Also i think its the other way its because of briton immigrants that britain was called britain
Russland über alles!
>rossija
>rossi ja
>RUSSIA YES
Routsi ja.
Routsi jag ville knulla med dig.
It was to be Swedenland (land of the Swedes, obviously) in English but the 'land' got dropped at some point.
>ireland
>ire land
>land of the ires
land of éire
Norway
No way.
...
more like
>A Merry Cunt
England = Angleterre
Ireland = Pomme de terre
>PhilippinES
>ES
coincidence?
>France.
>Fran ce.
>Ce of Fran.
...
>Kingdom of the Swedes
How uninclusive and racist.
>Aland
>land of the As
:^)
not to mention sexist
why not queendom?
>Åland
>å land
>river land
>Spain
> Is pain
> Pain is
Penis fugggg :Ddd
>SWEDEN
>DEN OF SOMALIS
you can't make this shit up
Our only queen converted to Catholicism, invited Descartes to the royal court where he subsequently died from our horrible weather, abdicated and then moved to Italy. The only good thing she did was get Gustav X on the throne which then conquered Skåne, Halland, Blekinge, Bornholm and Bohuslän.
Everyone is Swedish you backwards racist!
ALLA SKA MED
I like how the word suomi doesn't make sense in finnish either. Its either a loanword from way way back or a word use last time in proto-ugrian.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""great""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" britain
>a fucking prison
'Zee' is 'Sea'
But yeah, you're correct.
>the starts on the right form a question mark
Australia in charge of not questioning itself as country
>Greenland
>Green land
>Land of the Greens
This is fun, lads
>Probably from *šāma-, from Proto-Balto-Slavic *źemē (“ground”)
>vinland
>vin land
>land of wine
Faroe Islands
Islands of the Pharaohs
WE
>United States
>State of Units
>Karelia
>Kar el ia
>хop yй ли
Literally mongolia
>Färöarna
>Fä öarna
>Livestock islands
>Pakistan
>paki
>stan
>Stan = land
>land of pakis
This is why I don't get angry when people say paki to me
paki
That area was settled by briton colonists
>hungary
>hun gary
>Gary the Hun
>Swe - Den
>den - mark
>Falklands
>lands of the falks
>land of folks
British folks
>Germany
>ger
>many
>many germs
merkel is simply fulfilling the prophecy
>Færeyjar
>Fær eyjar
>Sheep Islands
>not Hung Aryans
One job, user.
i'm not blessed with finnish humour
India
dia of the in
Day of the inn
Dia of the rreah
ATTENTION ALL ANONYMOUS POSTERS!!!! FINLAND MENTIONED!!!! COMMENCE DISGUSSIONS ABOUT FUNLAND :D:D::DDDDDD
yes but
>funland
>finland
>land of fins
>fins of funs
>finfuns
>funfins
>fifun
>fufinfu
>finfu
:3
Suomi on paska
>Nigeria
lol
>Nigeria
>Nie geria
>Land of the niggers
NORGE MADE FUNNY :D:D
DO NOT BULLY FINLAND :DDD
>Jordan
>names his country after a British celeb slag, also trainers.
nice, taking all the subtlety out of the joke
>Iceland
>there's no ice
Explain
Kill this man
>Scotland
>Land of the Scots
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
>nice, taking all the subtlety out of the joke
That's the joke
>greenland
>green land
>all ice but no green
>Ireland
>Direland
Identical word different meaning. No one calls sheep by the noun 'fær' today its an old word we only use it in the word Færeyjar. Today only the adjective fær (capable/skillful) is used
fár
My sides
...
>India
>In Dia
>India
>Actually in dia
>Pakistan
>Paki stan
Why name your country after a racial slur? It's bound to lead to problems.
>Uruguay
>Ur u guay
>Ur a gay