Finland

>nice, taking all the subtlety out of the joke

That's the joke

>greenland
>green land
>all ice but no green

>Ireland

>Direland

Identical word different meaning. No one calls sheep by the noun 'fær' today its an old word we only use it in the word Færeyjar. Today only the adjective fær (capable/skillful) is used

fár

My sides

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>India
>In Dia
>India

>Actually in dia

>Pakistan

>Paki stan

Why name your country after a racial slur? It's bound to lead to problems.

>Uruguay
>Ur u guay
>Ur a gay