Be an exchange student in Burgerland

>be an exchange student in Burgerland
>use tinder because want to ficki ficki
>match with a 9/10, meet her at a Starbucks
>she shows me around her campus, we end up at her dorm
>things are getting closer to ficki time
>"Y-you have nice pa-paintings on the wall" I mumble
>"I really love your accent, user" she says with a flirty smile
>mfw

I have never heard someone compliment a Finnish accent

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Did you smash?

How did she react to your uncut benis?

VELKAM TU FINLENT

american girls don't date asian guys

He's narrating it in real time, check back in a minute.

american girls are all sluts.
just drop the small talk and push your penis into her mouth.

t. 27y old virgin neet

Maybe she liked the weirdly deep voice Finnish men sometimes have