Be an exchange student in Burgerland

>be an exchange student in Burgerland
>use tinder because want to ficki ficki
>match with a 9/10, meet her at a Starbucks
>she shows me around her campus, we end up at her dorm
>things are getting closer to ficki time
>"Y-you have nice pa-paintings on the wall" I mumble
>"I really love your accent, user" she says with a flirty smile
>mfw

I have never heard someone compliment a Finnish accent

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Did you smash?

How did she react to your uncut benis?

VELKAM TU FINLENT

american girls don't date asian guys

He's narrating it in real time, check back in a minute.

american girls are all sluts.
just drop the small talk and push your penis into her mouth.

t. 27y old virgin neet

Maybe she liked the weirdly deep voice Finnish men sometimes have

LAKUPIIPPU, SAATANA PERKELE

SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN

I have seen a Finnish trying to speak Portuguese and they usually sound a bit er.. er.. retarded or like someone that had a stroke, don't take offense pls - I love you all

She said she never had sex with an uncut guy before. Once we got to ficki time she lubed teh dick first and then put on the condom, but we had smoked some pot before that so I gave her that, plus the confusion of seeing an uncut dick

>"I really love your accent, user" she says with a flirty smile

Miksi sinä puhut hevonpaska?

Näin tapahtui 100%, burgerihomo

go on and do that and see if you don't pull back a bloody nub and get shot by her dad after you get out the hospital

We did smash, and it was glorious. I imagined the vikings of Finland back in the day when they sailed to Burgerland and impregnated only the most beautiful burgergirls

ANYTHING is better than a North American accent. I met a black South African from Johannesberg yesterday and I got jealous of his cool accent.

North America is the same annoying accent from coast to coast to coast.

Kivat sulle, mongolikaverini.

Why is it so many Fins cheer for Anaheim? Was it cause of Selanne?

Southern yank accents are pretty nice.

thigns that never happened for 500.

Yes. Selänne is every little boy's hero

I wish we weren't on 4chin so I could show you all the images of that night

I appreciate it user. American girls are indeed very friendly. It's like they have the anchor built into them, somehow. They're simply MADE for getting the foreigner cock inside them.

Black out the faces

Could say the same about Finnish women. It's like trying out foods from other cultures - Finns have no shame in tasting strange cock

It can't be compared desu. Nordic girls are way more reserved. Granted American women won't literally jump on your cock on sight but it's pretty close.

How did the Perry hit on Laine effect Fins loving the ducks?

All women are like this desu

Portuguese women*

Opettele puhumaan tai älä puhu ollenkaan vitun burgeri

No, all women, that's just how they are

there's a reason so many cultures practiced female seclusion, and it's because they will fuck around unless confined to private quarters

are you gonna marry her and make an honest woman out of her now

To some degree, but there's a lot of variation. For example, English women are much more likely to fuck strangers in a one off no strings attached sexual scenario than Italian women, in my experience.

Who are you responding to? Summerfag pls go

>All women are like this desu

They aren't.

Can confirm about Finnish girls though. One literally sucked my cock last Thursday after writing on Jodel (location based text board for student campuses):
>First to reply I suck cock
>t. Finnish girl,

And then she did.

No, I don't think it did. It's just a team that people say they support when asked. People actually watching hockey probably have less-meme-ish favorite teams.

That was me.

Btw, I'm not a girl.

The less catholic, the sluttier

t. ahmed mohammed

This. Women like exotic guys no matter where they are from, and as long as they're handsome.
>The less catholic, the sluttier
I'm Catholic and this couldn't be more wrong

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American girls will love any accent that doesn't come from their continent.

>"i sniff vagina"
>sniff sniff
>"very good"

This gif is you.

>>>/9gag/

I found it on google p-p-please don't behead me Mr.Sanchez I promise I-i-i-i won't do it again.

She probably fucked 3 other guys that day