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I'm also extremely hairy and have a giant nose and nasty big lips

You're probably looking too deep into it la

putting the water on in the microwave
anyone else gasping for a cuppa?

Brittany was my yankfu.

>face is lopsided in photos

i can't get on tinder and get my dick wet lads my fucking face is lopsided

>tfw my bedroom looks directly into the neighbours kitchen
>tfw they moved out
>had 3 weeks of peace of not having to close my blinds every 5 fucking minutes
>tfw I think new people are moving in

RRRREEEEEEEE

brewing a penis tea lads

using my knob a spoon and my scrote as the teabag

your mums gob is the mug and my sperm is going to be the milk

x

Tell me lads, do my eyes look as bad as I think they look?

just be yourself lads, it's all about confidence anyway haha

think you worry too much