/brit/

Debate edition
Starts at 9 on ITV

crayon pop

cara

she wants a man from brum

where can i watch this

I NEED a Russian gf

you want a mans cum in your bum

kpop

here's what the girl from work said lads

too autistic to formulate a reply at the moment I'll have to give it some mulling over

THE GAL DEM SCHILLACI...SEAN DA PAUL
SO ME GIVE IT TO...SO ME GIVE TO...SO ME GIVE IT TO...TO ALL GIRLS
FIVE MILLION AND FORTY NAUGHTY SHORTY...
BABY GIRL...ALL MY GIRLS..ALL MY GIRLS...SEAN DA PAUL SAY...

back from the mrs' granny's funeral lads. didn't get a chance to poo all day. feel all backed up desu

Need a Rose gf

subscribed to jade joddle because she's weirdly nice to listen to even if she is a mentally ill tory cunt

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In the course of my life I have developed five little democratic questions. If one meets a powerful person, in this case the EU, ask them five questions:

“What power have you got?
Where did you get it from?
In whose interests do you exercise it?
To whom are you accountable?
And how can we get rid of you?”

that Yank's post just reminded me of something

>Housemate asks me to get some snouts whilst he's out
>says to ask if they have camel blues but if they're too expensive just get him some sterling duals
>go to sainsbury's have a crate under my arm so I'm clearly over 18, not to mention I'm holding the receipt for it and I'm 6'5 with a full beard
>dozy paki cow behind the counter asks if the beers are mine, I show her the receipt
>still asks for ID
>hand over my ID
>she inspects it like I'm trying to enter fort knox
>hands it back, asks me what I want
>ask how much camel blues are
>she says "I don't know"
>ask her to check it
>she huffs and gets them, £10, too expensive
>ask her to put them back and get the sterlings instead
>she huffs again and scans them
>she says "you know if you can't afford to smoke you shouldn't"
>tell her they aren't for me
>she raises her eyebrows sarcastically and I pay

fucking cheek of the cunt, wanted to bottle her Tbh
would report her but I don't want to be a grass

Kinda sad watching EastEnders
Les should be allowed to cross dress if he wants

So it's winter in the southern hemisphere. Like, it's actually (relatively) cold in Australia?

Boggles my fucking mind.

kill yourself

don't leave it too long lad, you can see when the other person has read your message so she'll know you've seen it now

dont care, hidden.

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VOTE LEAVE for Independence, Democracy and Freedom of choice, that is the sensible and logical decision.

Lad....

If I take a wife's last name, am I a cuck?

any stream for this?

>grassing on her for ID'ing you.

k

I fight all the time (boxing), I would (easily) knock you out not even memeing, A fat fuck who can't run up the stairs would be unbelievably easy for me

that said you must be dumb if you think im posting my home address on Sup Forums

head down the bombed out church and I'll meet you there if you wana scrap I genuinely don't give a shit

might be a good workout for you, ya fucking whopper

*gives a Canadian a wedgie*

heh

the citizenry are dying in droves

Who is this semenu demonu?

should have killed her you big pussy

she's just going to continue doing it now

if you're lucky she'll still be on her shift: go back and kill her asap.

walking home from work earlier and i had a leaf in my hair the entire time!

thought people were staring and laughing at me cause i was ugly, was about to cry but i looked in the mirror and saw the leaf

traitor

i know i'm being stalked here and i hate it

I thought both of these are right wings pro-brexit anti-immigrant

what are they debating about?

>being an over-sensitive mong

sulli

Dutch caralad is a /brit/ institution. fuck off to /balt/ or something if you don't like it.

>poonited states
>pissouri
>gay county
>kansas shitty

>cameron
>pro-brexit
no senpai

yeah, Cameron the pigfucker is neither of those

haha leaflad with a leaf in his hair ahahahahaha

step up nigga

If it gives you status, no.

look out the window

I am so fucking jealous of you right now. Fuck you cunt, Aus being colder goes against the natural order of things.

anyone else got a massive fucking storm going on right now?
i was in the car not long ago and it sounded like there was a fucking hammer on the roof

how can i watch the debate? how can i get nigel to notice me? how do i look extra cute for him?

storm in a teacup lad

>tfw creeps from another board stalk you

>not at least telling her to fuck off

you twat

Was in Edinburgh at like one o'clock

london flooded lad

>tfw everyone at work thinks you a weird autismo

It's true but I don't like to be reminded of it by seeing the looks of incredulation on people's faces when I try to act normal.

forgot my image, haha!

stop it

Leaning towards leave if I'm honest lads.

i find his commitment to posting the same 4 letters at the start of every thread weird but i'm over it now. the gayon pop bender disturbs me though desu

Normally a storm after a few days of hot weather here so won't be too long now

i can't do what i always do here knowing there's a stalker here

>697,000 EU citizens registering for national insurance numbers in 2015

>"immigration doesn't contribute to the housing crisis"

>mfw when some 23 stone permanent laboured breathing heaver thinks he stands a chance against me in a pugilistic contest

Leaning towards remain if I'm honest lads.

cuck

>it's only going to get warmer

AGHHHH

yeah remain in your room

same desu. just not convinced by the leavers.

looking a bit under the weather there Brendan

*points and laughs*
leafy leaf hair

>raining
finally, felt like i was in a different city for a week there lads

same desu. just not convinced by racists.

you didn't say you were fucking honest now did you cunt, stop playing these fucking word games

>my face when when
Runt.

thanks for reminding me

wouldve forgot

alright leaf boy? *bellflicks you*

>just not convinced by racists.

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>Have to spend my precious Saturday at my mum's wedding

He's a respected lad. There were a few before him. They all died. He is our current mascot.

*willywops you in the showers after PE*

>mum's wedding
HAHAHA

stop crying burgertits do some calisthenics

>tfw user stalks you

>my mums fiance

a bloody leaf ahahahhaa

are school didn't have showers so our teachers bought a load of deodorant and there was this big plastic tub full of them, everyone grabbed a can and just doused themselves in it

bet we fucking stank

root one of the bridesmaids

same

on one hand we might genuinely unlock some part of britain that was being held back by eu bureaucracy

on the other i'm not racist or sexist

honestly feel like pretty much everyone in this country that i talk to that plays videogames only plays fifa and the like, most of the ones that play the games i play are shut-ins or in a different country

genuinely no idea what the t in FONT stands for

haha leafboy's such a weirdo

>mum's wedding

hmm, interesting gimmick, keep it up and see where it goes

cuck

i'm being stalked by some united statian creep

>mum

fuck off yank

Funny you mention it. I'm playing FIFA right now.

A wise man leaves a burning house.

this is my last post in /brit/ i'm going to jump off a cliff now

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