Be my dad

>be my dad
>fuck my mum
>she gets pregnant
>im born
>i grow up thinking im normal
>get to 16
>realize something is wrong
>I got the small penis gene

HAHAHA GOOD PRANK DAD YOU GOT ME GOOD!!

Just pull on it and stretch it out

i have a huge 19 cm asian cock white women love

...

Small penises are cute user, don't worry

>be a big guy and females show interest towards me
>have erection problems
JUST
how many times do I have to take a woman into bed and fail to perform?

probably gonna off myself cuz of my pecker, how about you lad?

already been rejected twice because of it LOLA and i've seen too many uni whores gossip about small benis to ever try again. maybe I'll try going to asia first h-haha

how big is it?

>be my dad
>fuck my mum
>she gets pregnant
>im born
>i grow up thinking im normal
>get to 16
>realize something is wrong
>i got the pedo gene

>tfw literally have hypogonadism and still have a sex life

It's not about being the best, just good enough. If they ask for more then it's their problem.

Find average girls lad you're probably going for whores find that quiet girl who knows nothing about penises yet.

Are you Asian?

Come to Asia if is what you want. There are plenty of virgin girls, especially in my country. It will be hard to get into their pants for the first time, though. Maybe be charming to her for the first 2-3 years, then make a move.

>Penis burns when I ejaculate
>Penis burns when I pee
>Ejaculations are almost fucking nothing
I probably have a narrow urethra or something
I've never told anyone

No I'm white which makes it worse idk how I will ever get a gf with a 4 inch penis I hope it grows since I'm only 18 but I'm relying on false hope..

>Be born with big dick
>Too retarded with women to ever get laid
>mfw

I wouldn't care about having a small penis dude there are guys on Sup Forums with 7 inch penises and still are virgins it's all in the confidence.

You should probably go to a doctor dude.

Get a penis enlarger or something

maybe but they might be risky and takes years for progress

Chink detected

>be my dad
>fuck my mum
>she gets pregnant
>im born
>decide to have my son circumcised
>i grow up thinking im normal
>get to 16
>realize something is wrong
>I got the cut penis meme

HAHAHA GOOD PRANK DAD YOU GOT ME GOOD!!

>SSRIs

JUST

Take estrogen, grow out your hair, wear a fishnet body suit with a cock cage and I might just fuck you silly while I choke you and you call me daddy.

And tell him what? And how will I pay for this? And what's the point?

learn how to use one of this

i have micro penis

Don't worry, that's normal for Turks.

>grandfather's height 1.70 cm
>fathers height 1.73 cm
>my height 1.82
Phew

gilrs aint care about penis sizes
the ones who care are either whores or feministish women, and both have some distorted sexual desire about an oppression regardless of the direction
you cant eventually get along with those even without having sex

you just fall for memes on the internet
better get away from the internet and make out with a 2/10 fat nerd girl for a change