Be my dad

Find average girls lad you're probably going for whores find that quiet girl who knows nothing about penises yet.

Are you Asian?

Come to Asia if is what you want. There are plenty of virgin girls, especially in my country. It will be hard to get into their pants for the first time, though. Maybe be charming to her for the first 2-3 years, then make a move.

>Penis burns when I ejaculate
>Penis burns when I pee
>Ejaculations are almost fucking nothing
I probably have a narrow urethra or something
I've never told anyone

No I'm white which makes it worse idk how I will ever get a gf with a 4 inch penis I hope it grows since I'm only 18 but I'm relying on false hope..

>Be born with big dick
>Too retarded with women to ever get laid
>mfw

I wouldn't care about having a small penis dude there are guys on Sup Forums with 7 inch penises and still are virgins it's all in the confidence.

You should probably go to a doctor dude.

Get a penis enlarger or something

maybe but they might be risky and takes years for progress