/brit/

literally a minute from where I'm sitting rn

truth

...

need to get another 700 calories in and I can't think of anything

there's loads of sex happening in my flat rn and i'm just here having a wank

Just popped a pill.......*everyone is shocked*
A paracetamol pill!!!!!!*everyone laughs gaily*

mayonnaise

food

>sex
??

Pakis are fat
Well something must have happened because the occurrence of the watermark has increased 10fold

vying for the crown are we?

im a veteran wanker

if it features on a porn site, then you name it ive wanked to it