literally a minute from where I'm sitting rn
truth
literally a minute from where I'm sitting rn
truth
...
need to get another 700 calories in and I can't think of anything
there's loads of sex happening in my flat rn and i'm just here having a wank
Just popped a pill.......*everyone is shocked*
A paracetamol pill!!!!!!*everyone laughs gaily*
mayonnaise
food
>sex
??
Pakis are fat
Well something must have happened because the occurrence of the watermark has increased 10fold
vying for the crown are we?
im a veteran wanker
if it features on a porn site, then you name it ive wanked to it