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ahh id been abusing benzos at the time so was susceptible to somnolence :p

How's it hanging, benzolad?

limply and to the left, you?

Erect as it's time for my nightly wank. See you in ~10 minutes.

To the left?
Have you been to the doctor about it, or had a ball removed maybe?

its pointing to the left you goose

>it is pointed in the wrong direction

you realise penises can point anywhere when flaccid.

If it's not right it's wrong lad

10 minutes? Do you take a break in the middle or something.

ok which one of you's is it.

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