HomePod

>no stereo
>tiny 4" woofer

stereo is possible if you have two. im expecting woofer tuning to go down to ~50-55 hz but lacking in absolute spl, perhaps around 90 db. can't have it all in a tiny size but if this makes the best out of that ridiculous motor, it's going to sound surprisingly low and loud.

>even buying two
the absolute mad man

im sure those people exist, it's apple. the target audience probably isn't exactly well versed in stereophonic sound so i doubt they care.