Mah Linux

Pretty ironic considering Tesla runs ubuntu.

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Smallest possible ELF: 45 bytes
Smallest possible PE: 97 bytes

unless your a manchild who cares for muh gaymen or a retard you should use GNU+Linux

kek I'm at the neet phase now. Using Arch. Been considering changing to gentoo for further learning, tho I know in the end I'll just go to Debian or even back to Ubuntu.

puppy is babby tier
>root everything

Slackware like something advanced and cool.
Actually my first linux was a fucking slackware and it was horrible I used it for 3 years at my work and eventually I just installed ubuntu and was really happy with apt-get.