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French waifu edition

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cara

1st for the eu

This thread is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

B-E-N-I-S

THIS THREAD IS BENIS

B-E-N-I-S

What will happen is that the UK will get a worse version of the deal that Norway and Switzerland have, while their largest contributor to GDP, the finance sector, relocates to Paris, Dublin, Luxembourg and Frankfurt (maybe Edinburgh too if the Scots manage to get the fuck away from the UK). The EU market will struggle for a little while as market confidence in the European project falters, but it will be nowhere near as bad as what would happen to the UK.

The UK contributed a net sum of £8.5 billion to the EU. Whatever tariffs they would end up paying to trade with the EU will be far greater than that sum.

Face it. The UK is fucked, and cucked.

Janny email acceptance letter still hasn't arrived.

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gwen stefani's 'hollaback girl' is ridiculous

she talks about people talking shit but i would easily talk shit about her and not spare a 2nd thought. what's she gonna do? fight? mate i've probably got a foot on you and 40kg -- have a red hot go and let's see who getting their teeth kicked in.

mate i NEVER gave you permission to make this thread. you thinking of messing with the family?
you're on thin ice, and the heat's on.

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me rn

>gf going on business trip with her boss
>says they got a hotel room with two twin beds

wtf? "the hotel messed up, its 3am and we just got off a 5 hour flight. we're just going to deal with it!"

Justice for Brittany.

>22 seconds
For a sec, I thought this was the stupid kpop webm
Because that's also 22 seconds long

Mr Johnson's campaign is being run by Justice Secretary Michael Gove, who was also a central figure in the Leave campaign. But an e-mail from Mr Gove's wife Sarah Vine to her husband, which emerged on Wednesday, suggested possible obstacles to a Johnson victory.
In it, she urged her husband to get "specific assurances" from Mr Johnson about what role he would have in a future government.
The e-mail, in which a member of the public is mistakenly believed to have been copied in, suggested party members, and press barons like Rupert Murdoch, would not have the "necessary reassurance" to back Mr Johnson without Mr Gove's input.

thanks

*get up on the stage and gets handed the mic from the MC*
haha thanks tom for that ya fat bastard
how are we all?
*hear a generally good vibed response from the audence*
big fan of sydney. my dad's actually in hospital here.
*builds up the joke*
yeah he's in palliative care and probably only has a few weeks or months to live
*the audience starts shitting themselves with laughter*
*i slowly begin to squat down before breaking into tears as Tom plays 'cats in the cradle' by harry chapin'*

>Merkel and Brussels have outright already refused an EEA+ agreement that gives UK migration control, passporting and single market access.

>What is passporting? All banks registered in UK have a "passport" that allows them to do business with whole EU. The City depends on it.

>Base case is Berlin and Brussels plan to insist on an EEA- (i.e. a worse deal than Norway) that excludes passporting, migration controls.

>This would however allow services to continue to have access to the singoe market. But not financial services. Mass migration continues.

>This is formal offer. But Paris is planning a turn of cynical brilliance - that could at a stroke smite London and restore Paris to glory.

>France cynicallly intends to offer Britain an EEA- that excludes passporting, but givs them a migration cap, and single market access.

>This is a brilliant move: "you get less Poles, but we want your banks." It would be in France's interests to encourage UK out to get banks.

>But the cynical French deal would be exactly the kind of cap migration, free movement for us and single market deal that the public want.

>The next Tory muchkin leader would then be a hideous position: have his tax base slasshed at by loss of banks as his voters rejoice.

>Paris and Frankfurt would emerge as enormous winners by ending passporting. Hugely boosting popularity of French and German leadership.

>British public will be left moronically clapping the huge triumph of a few less Poles and the punishment for "bankers" and tax base slashed.

>City analysts I met look with unbrindled distain on a Tory leadership class they think are simply muppets. No clue what's about to hit them.

>Conclusion: No matter the outcome UK financial sector is FUCKED and bye bye to banks. London collapses. Banks abandon England. Meanwhile the British people are cheering this on as a win.

didn't so much as read the first line

>Face it. The EU is fucked, and cucked.

FTFY senpai

The same could be said for the UK market. It will struggle for a while, same as the EU. The EU needs the UK as much as the UK needs the EU. Why not let them fly under their own banner? Why do you hate the UK so much?

*types up /brit/ post
*reads it over and grins
*leans back in chair with a cheeky grin*
*camera zooms out on me and my computer as bittersweet symphony starts playing*

>wake up, go on Sup Forums
>Easter? everywhere

ahh yes, very impressive

the gf

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There's a lot you're failing to understand about why London is the financial capital of the world, and why it's going to take a lot to usurp that.

First, Britain secured an exception from the EU's banking union project which was directly responsible for the eurozone crisis in 2009. Had they been subject to it, London would have crashed along with you. It basically subjects financial institutions to a single authority called the European Central Bank. London's banks have the Bank of England with sole responsibility for maintaining financial stability, an institution they have enormous trust in.

The BoE decides how much capital the banks need to hold against their assets, decides banker bonus caps and limits the maximum amount of capital people can take out in loans. This is finely tuned in an almost symbiotic relationship with the needs of the City.

The EU's central bank also favours much more regulation of the banking sector, which is partly why only London and Zurich are the only cities in Europe with truly flourishing financial centers, they're both outside the remit of this heavy regulation.

Currently Brussels also has caps on banker bonuses which Britain relaxes. There's a whole list of shit the EU does which simply stifles the industry but I don't have the space for it here.

Britain will be asking for the passport in exchange for no tariffs on European goods being sold into Britain. The multinational banks and the multinational corporations will all want this deal to happen - so I think it will.

convinced this is a false flag effort again us noble australians 2bh

looks like my mum

Thailad what are you doing chap?
It's bait. He's a rtard

Really REALLY like the word pissant
I'm going to appropriate it from the Aussies

Here is a mock brexit negotiation

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I know he tried it in Sup Forums and got btfo, so I'm just pasting his pasting.

Friend wants to come stay at my house for a few weeks, should I let him?

Could turn into a year or something if I'm not careful.

>t.leave voter

currently have a massive kissing fetish

Lads, I'm in Copenhagen haha. Where should I have breakfast?

cor blimey this italian bird is a right fitty bo witty

been used in america for ages, not even joking

McDonalds

Morning lads

No, wait. The fag smoking pint man said we'd get all the good stuff and non of the bad stuff

>French waifu
more like WHOREfu

maccys innit

ahoy hoy

Can work see what I'm doing online using their wifi but my phone?

Will they be able to see me looking at gay porn?

was about to say this

Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."

what subreddit did you copy this from

rt says brexit will not actually happen so it wont.

>look at a girl's plenty of fish profile
>they're between 18-21
>"MUST: be between 18-45"

hm

are there even any good restaurants there? Seems like a backwater

Did you knot just see me say Sup Forums?

oh

thats a shame

was about to say this

I used to love her videos but then shit did a shit video and it ruined it for me.

gee whiz, it's the Irish lass with the non-argument points

Herring stand.

That's not Irish either. It was on /pol too. Not one of ours. Not one of anyone's.

The lone quotation mark at the end of this autistic copypasta bothers me desu,

Question more, disregard proofs.

what the frick are you on about

im amused at the conspiracy youve convinced yourself of

>frick
language

what flavour crisps should i get

cornetto

Worcestershire Sauce

Easy sweetie xx

leather

Yes the UK's "special status" is long gone. Joining the EU on the French/German model is out of the question though for the British public so best case scenario is joining the EEA which means we adopt EU laws and pay membership but lose our position as the second most powerful member state. Also within the next two decades we were forecast to become the biggest economy and overtake Germany's population meaning we'd have been the most powerful EU state in terms of votes and influence but that's all gone down the pan.

>Shiteing

Oh my god who fucking cares. This shit has been going on for so fucking long I'm so exhausted by it all. Please just talk about something else

Why do we need to join the EEA lol

we can just trade like everyone else

i want all of you out of business (ideas)

But the UK will compensate that by turning the 23rd June into their very own holy independence day, so it's totally worth it.

What are your thoughts on kpop?

Good answer.
Anything but Walkers prawn cucktail.

>friend has already gotten several matches on Tinder in Copenhagen

Bit upsetting, lads. Also I want to do a wank but he's in the room

I fucking hate it, but it would still be preferable. By all means continue

Non-alcoholic vodka.

>best case scenario is joining the EEA
Europe isn't the only place in the world that wants to trade with the UK

Krautbro, disregard that thing.

It's literally the most important thing that has happened to our country in our lifetime and you are bored with it?

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>said that people have a right to be bigots
the audacity! free speech is disgusting

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daddy

Boarding my plane back to Poland lads.

Dr Pavel?

Like a chink head version of Dolph Lundgren. wew

Will you clog some toilets before you leave?

business idea: counterfeit products

>been talking to girl for some months
>she talks about how she loves her new friends
>"haha yeah now you've got a gamer friend, a foodie friend and me"
>"Yeah, my boyfriend!"
>completely out of the blue

Someone post a sweating pepe for me

No la you're on your own.

>now you've got a gamer friend

Oh I thought you said 'unclog'.

Why would I clog a toilet?

Isn't it funny.

close enough

No she was calling me her boyfriend

ur face

wow rude

One girl back in high school started spreading rumours that we were dating and having lots of sex shit was creepy haha.

Karen wanted to Bremain!

just had a bit of the old how's your father with the gf