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me rn

>gf going on business trip with her boss
>says they got a hotel room with two twin beds

wtf? "the hotel messed up, its 3am and we just got off a 5 hour flight. we're just going to deal with it!"

Justice for Brittany.

>22 seconds
For a sec, I thought this was the stupid kpop webm
Because that's also 22 seconds long

Mr Johnson's campaign is being run by Justice Secretary Michael Gove, who was also a central figure in the Leave campaign. But an e-mail from Mr Gove's wife Sarah Vine to her husband, which emerged on Wednesday, suggested possible obstacles to a Johnson victory.
In it, she urged her husband to get "specific assurances" from Mr Johnson about what role he would have in a future government.
The e-mail, in which a member of the public is mistakenly believed to have been copied in, suggested party members, and press barons like Rupert Murdoch, would not have the "necessary reassurance" to back Mr Johnson without Mr Gove's input.

thanks

*get up on the stage and gets handed the mic from the MC*
haha thanks tom for that ya fat bastard
how are we all?
*hear a generally good vibed response from the audence*
big fan of sydney. my dad's actually in hospital here.
*builds up the joke*
yeah he's in palliative care and probably only has a few weeks or months to live
*the audience starts shitting themselves with laughter*
*i slowly begin to squat down before breaking into tears as Tom plays 'cats in the cradle' by harry chapin'*

>Merkel and Brussels have outright already refused an EEA+ agreement that gives UK migration control, passporting and single market access.

>What is passporting? All banks registered in UK have a "passport" that allows them to do business with whole EU. The City depends on it.

>Base case is Berlin and Brussels plan to insist on an EEA- (i.e. a worse deal than Norway) that excludes passporting, migration controls.

>This would however allow services to continue to have access to the singoe market. But not financial services. Mass migration continues.

>This is formal offer. But Paris is planning a turn of cynical brilliance - that could at a stroke smite London and restore Paris to glory.

>France cynicallly intends to offer Britain an EEA- that excludes passporting, but givs them a migration cap, and single market access.

>This is a brilliant move: "you get less Poles, but we want your banks." It would be in France's interests to encourage UK out to get banks.

>But the cynical French deal would be exactly the kind of cap migration, free movement for us and single market deal that the public want.

>The next Tory muchkin leader would then be a hideous position: have his tax base slasshed at by loss of banks as his voters rejoice.

>Paris and Frankfurt would emerge as enormous winners by ending passporting. Hugely boosting popularity of French and German leadership.

>British public will be left moronically clapping the huge triumph of a few less Poles and the punishment for "bankers" and tax base slashed.

>City analysts I met look with unbrindled distain on a Tory leadership class they think are simply muppets. No clue what's about to hit them.

>Conclusion: No matter the outcome UK financial sector is FUCKED and bye bye to banks. London collapses. Banks abandon England. Meanwhile the British people are cheering this on as a win.

didn't so much as read the first line

>Face it. The EU is fucked, and cucked.

FTFY senpai

The same could be said for the UK market. It will struggle for a while, same as the EU. The EU needs the UK as much as the UK needs the EU. Why not let them fly under their own banner? Why do you hate the UK so much?