>mom cloned the repo
Mom cloned the repo
>mom changed the family computer's DE
>mom unlocked the boot loader
>mommy disabled intel's management engine
>grandpa wants to take his money out of crypto and invest in IPv4 addresses
>dad changed the wallpaper
>dad deleted linking park
>grandma sues over gpl license
>Mom replaces the router's dynamic DNS with her own
>mom changes the sass output styles
>grandma welded the intel
>general public license license
>mom ran dist-upgrade without backing up
wat
>grandma rewrote git history
>mom rejects your pull request
>second cousin disabled x11 forwarding
>Mom found my secret gay folder.
Nice taste
>pastor pinged the media server ports
>sister severed the ssh session
>I rm -rf'd my computer
> gf accepted the pull request
>mom picked up the phone
sister gave 1024mb to the intel gpu
>tulpa shut down the pc instead of hibernating it
>mom brute forced my password, ssh'd in and attached my tmux session and saw me chatting with a bunch of perverted mtfs on Rizon
>mom restarted irssi and reset my idle time
>grandpa cracked the aes256
>dad deleted my .vimrc
>sister helped me compile my kernel and set my use flags
>my uncle did a krack attack on my network and injected loads of malware into my unsecured ports
>aunt set USE=gnome and emerged @world
>he doesn't use publickey authentication
>dad removed my key from authorized_keys
>mom found the .emacs.d
>mum mum replaced runit with systemd
>mom made a pull request
>mother added herself the to sudoers file
>grandma installed a de-goodled custom rom
>mom found my dotfile repo
Mom found the .bashrc
>grandma merged my code into the release branch
>grandpa delidded the CPU
>mom is using libreboot
>mom ran sudo chown -R :wheel / && sudo chmod -R a+rwx /
>grandma pinched a loaf on my ducky
>grandma mainlined a driver
>torvalds baked some cookies
>mom found out my encrypted MILF porn folder
>Torvalds delivered said cookies to FSF office
>Dog turned on the FX5800
Oh shit should I be doing that?
Post something from your secret gay folder.
ipv4 addresses are running out, so presumably you could somehow sell them
>mom found the divorce papers
Grandpa migrated my pipeline scripts to Jenkins 2.
>mom unrolled all loops
>mummy took over machine learning cluster to analyze her facebook friends
I used the cluster for mat lab to give me an analysis on all the guys that have fucked your mom by her facebook friends
I used it to calculate the size of OP's mom's ass
Why do you have only 1 user for more than one people
you know that won't do anything
You should always backup
>mommy contributed to the exhentai downloader
>bf decline my pull request
nephew solved a p=np problem in javascript
>grounded from mounting the postgres partition
>little sister installs gentoo
>mom cloned the incest porn HDD
What is IPV6?
>younger sister found out she's running guest os
been doing that on ubuntu for many years. i've had problems only a few times, and the only thing I had to do to get them solved was to wait until a new version of the package was uploaded to the repos
>hit send without solving the captcha
>we're running out of fish, it will become more valuable when theres less of it and people will pay more for it
>"durrrrrr just eat bread"
>Dad said he's going to take a look at my makefiles
>food analogy
Also who the fuck wants to buy IP-addresses
>mom bough ubuntu
only one that made me laugh, congratulations.
you sure are easy to entertain user.
ahah this one made me laugh user
>uncle sister bought copies of winzip multiple times
>uncle sister
ftm or mtf
dtf.
>grandma got run over by a reindeer
>grandma called someone a "coder"
>grandma calls herself a "girl who codes"
>mom doesn't code in PEP8 format
>nan grounded me for not using a POSIX-compliant OS
Mom tried to unzip Grandpa's tarballs.
>mom published non-free software
Dad dropped the tables
>my wifes son changed the WIFI name to "Mixed Masterrace"
how did you deal with the runtime issues ?
>grandpa cleared my server's authorized_keys
you sound like someone who has no idea what he is talking about and just parrots headlines he picks up from redding /r/technology or Sup Forums
Actually a pretty neat gift idea for friends.
>nephew pushed untested code to the production box
Kids here will never know what the reference is about.
I think he was making a child abuse joke
>family doctor modified webpack config
Thats wrong desu I am basically a kid but i assume when someone uses the phone hen using a dial up connection it disconnects