Office Chairs

ikea chair.

Was thinking of buying a sled chair but they all seem to be slow low to the floor.

Who's fucking surprised? Not like I intend to live past 55 or 60 anyway. As long as a fat fuck still gets laid semi regularly he has no reason to stop drowning himself in sugar water and shitposting from a comfy chair.

Some chair off amazon that cost $175. Don't remember the name.

I'm not paying $500+ for a fucking chair.

Like holy fuck.
If you're not making $100k+ a year, then you have no fucking business having this chair in your house.

You spend 30% of your life in bed.
You might spend 30% of your life in a chair.
Why skimp on something you spend so much of your time in?

Far more useful than spending it on some shitty $1000 fruit toy that's catch fire and explode.

>You spend 30% of your life in bed.
Yes but you're not conscious when you're actually asleep. I don't know about you, but I fall asleep in less than 10 minutes when I'm tired. A $10,000 bed won't change that experience vs a $300 bed.

>You might spend 30% of your life in a chair.
>he thinks the price is based on comfort
It's expensive purely because of the brand name. Some snobby rich hipsters probably bought a bunch of them, and now they have high value. Having one gives off a certain impression of you, just like driving a $140,000 car vs a $30k one.

You don't pay $140k because it makes your driving experience better.

>Herman Miller Embody
>1200USD
More than my monthly wage.
t. eastern eurocuck

You americans will never stop to surprise me about how much your life turns around things. It's like you define your lifes through things you are surrounded with. What an empty and sad life. Being poor in USA must be hell.

>today I feel euphoric, not because of the things I have, but because I looked down on americans and felt superior for a tiny moment