/brit/

white edition

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korean pop?

>why yes, of course I don't listen to k-pop, it's not real music

^Kill yourselves

HE CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO REGULAR MUSIC

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Injured my knee playing ice hockey lads. So taking another day off work.

she wants a man from bucks

*vapes at the wop*

well said mate

Yanks? More like no thanks.
Thailad? Not a chance, he's bad.
Poleaboo? Give him the shoe.
Liscki? Won't be missed, will he?

[Enter stage: UKIP band]

But Farage? Well.. that man's in charge

[Enter: Farage, swings in by rope]

Ahoy!

Gotta wank? Did a poo?
Let me tell you a thing or two,
Don't post it!

[Back up singers: don't post it, don't post it!]

Don't post it!

[again, the same]

For with you and me
and yanks hanging from a tree
We'll make /brit/
The banter powershouse
it should beeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Close curtain]

slags lads

The dago is even more annoying than poleaboo, wish he'd fuck off

K-POP more like K-PORN

Where's her chin gone?

help i' having a stroke

*opens a tin of quality street and leaves it on the table*

Now lads, you're only allowed 1. Don't take any more.

i just wrote you fucking pawns a goddamn fucking MUSICAL you pawns better acknowledge it or I will PULVERIZE you like the worms on my driveway you are

fuck YOU

Just b yourself

it's right there

open you're eyes

eating a banana

*is actually giving your Dad a blowie*

way too hot here lads

need a cold place to move to to get comfy

also need a low stress low responsibility job like bookkeeper for a small business

dunno to be honest

*walks up first*
*spends 2 minutes shuffling them about*
*takes a blue one*
cheers

would murder for some frazzles

I want to work in a bookstore in vermont

*sends all Australians to the gas chambers*

:3

Are those contacts or are her limbal rings weirdly thick?

it's the fittie at work's last day today lads

gonna move in for the kill, or at least the maim

What a raging narcissist

*takes a green triangle but hides the rest right at the bottom so it looks like there are none left*
got the last one lads

>c'mon user, help me take down this fence. we HAVE to help the refugees get in!
what do you do?

hngggggggg

Sounds p comfy

I knew a lad who lived in Vermont and heated his home solely with a wood stove

beneath the roof of sleeping leaves
the dreams of trees unfold;
when woodland halls are green and cool,
and wind is in the west,
come back to me! come back to me,
and say my land is best!

It's impressive how often Trump is causing outrage, haha

Just fell into the fifth dimension

ring the police

bash her back doors in

>look lads I posted it again! hahahaha

fucking crustacean

are karen

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If you fail to kill and only maim you leave yourself open to a fatal counter attack

Nothing but NEETs in this thread.

Nothing but worms in this thread.

contacts i think but still haha

Just won an Olympic gold for architecture

>Nothing but NEETs in this thread.

naive woman. sex is for the weak

I'm at work

I don't mind that tbqh

the yanks on Sup Forums fall for it every single fucking time. you can legit get 10+ (You)'s from a single post about it

no u arent

The bloody misses keeps putting grim bits of chicken in my sandwiches
Should explain to her that chicken meat is like society - I only want the white bits

>eat a whole bunch of digestives
>have indigestion
wtf i hate britain now

fugging misleading advertising

nothing but posters in this thread

Either that or she's on a lot of LSD in this pic.

don't talk about your mother that way

Is 'The Expanse' any good lads? been hoping for a decent space TV show for a while now

MDMA mate

I know who she is and she's a rave girl

>lads
>bloody
>are
>yanks
>mate

never heard of it

They bloody well are not, mate

Ah yes

It seems I have the ol' 'nworms again

look at this snoutless tapir

kill yourself you little freak

Doubt she was on mdma at the time of taking the picture desu.

Aren't yanks Irish anyway

why are pinworms so prevalent in britain?

youtube.com/watch?v=x5Nwsqy6v_Q

howling at this

squash all abnorWORMS

SQUASH

not long until tim has to move lads. where will ge go? will the name have the same roll off your tongue effect that flat spracklen house, dukes place marlow has??

Her beautiful . Tom wants to expand praised decide the Queen to meet!

i'm scottish and french

struggling to envision this without catching autism

Can't ruddy move for pinworms lads
*wades about in them*
deary deary me

Probably was m8

Looks like shes about to go for a root in that picture

You haven't lived until you've had a shag whilst on MDMA

I'm British isles (including Irish unfortunately) and French and German

Who here /mgtow/

In the same way the rest of them are British (they aren't)

Done mdma several times lad, I just doubt someone on it would want to sit still and take pictures of themselves to find the right angle for ages.
Not to mention her eyes have literally changed colour.

stop trying to ingratiate yourself

I'm a anglo from my maternal grandmother, Scottish from my maternal grandfather, and French from my dad

Only on st Patrick's day

Who here /autism/

Just got a new tattoo on my arm. It says "Family Is Important" as I really think ppl need to no this.

strange looking animal

Me unironically

WOW
THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FASCINATING, TELL ME MORE

TELL ME YOUR ENTIRE LIFE STORY

what's your main malfunction? small penis? ugly?

nice! that same reason is why i got "breathe" tattooed on my wrist

>ingratiate

learned a new word today

going to use it to battle normies on the debate fields

*holds up spork*

XD

Just got a new tattoo on my arm. It says "thailad is a nonce" as I really think ppl need to no this.

Can't believe we actually voted to leave the EU, we're fucking retarded.

God works in mysterious ways

They're contacts m8 she's just some cam whore that likes to play dress up, although I'm sure she does like to roll

XD

*punches you in the jaw*
You just got spit all over me

would so hard fucking hell reee

Probably because it s syfy show desu. It has good reviews so ill give it a watch