/brit/

Yanks? More like no thanks.
Thailad? Not a chance, he's bad.
Poleaboo? Give him the shoe.
Liscki? Won't be missed, will he?

[Enter stage: UKIP band]

But Farage? Well.. that man's in charge

[Enter: Farage, swings in by rope]

Ahoy!

Gotta wank? Did a poo?
Let me tell you a thing or two,
Don't post it!

[Back up singers: don't post it, don't post it!]

Don't post it!

[again, the same]

For with you and me
and yanks hanging from a tree
We'll make /brit/
The banter powershouse
it should beeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Close curtain]

slags lads

The dago is even more annoying than poleaboo, wish he'd fuck off

K-POP more like K-PORN

Where's her chin gone?

help i' having a stroke

*opens a tin of quality street and leaves it on the table*

Now lads, you're only allowed 1. Don't take any more.

i just wrote you fucking pawns a goddamn fucking MUSICAL you pawns better acknowledge it or I will PULVERIZE you like the worms on my driveway you are

fuck YOU

Just b yourself

it's right there

open you're eyes