I love being American edition
/cum/
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Benjamin Taylor
All rise for the national anthem
Camden Scott
...
John Roberts
Japan please explain
Carter Thomas
fuck off
Gavin Baker
Fifth for Ohio
Isaiah King
do u like my new face /cum/-chan
is it cute
Zachary Howard
I, too, love being an American.
Caleb Brooks
Yes, you are always cute!
Xavier Reed
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>be russian
>cat gets caught in tree
>call the police
>plan 1: toss a water bottle to lasso the branch and shake the cat out
>cat doesn't budge
>TAKE AN AXE AND CHOP THE FUCKING THING DOWN AND HAVE IT FALL RIGHT ON SOME LIVE POWER LINES
>RUSSIAN CAT PROVES IT IS 110% RUSSIAN BY TOUCHING THE LIVE POWER LINES AND GETTING SHOCKED BUT SURVIVE AND LEAP OFF THE TREE AND RUN AWAY
>mission accomplished
Charles Barnes
*squeezes ur cheeks*
Charles Rogers
>tfw athletes from my state got more medals than 195 other countries
Levi Williams
Threadly reminder that Americans acknowledge that they shart themselves
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Oliver Wood
i dont love being american, does that mean i should sit this one out?
Isaiah Taylor
>does that mean I should shit this one out
FTFY
Zachary Ross
>tfw someone from my university won a gold today
Brayden Collins
quite smuggy
Robert Jenkins
He's mad because Japanese women love the big American dick
Yes
Ethan Thomas
*devours feces*
Jonathan Stewart
*switches ur feces for cookies*
Robert Taylor
business idea: invade poland
Xavier Rodriguez
I wanted to live in glorious America but then I figured out that you shart in the mart and changed my mind.
thoughts?
Adrian Cruz
That feces is very red! You may have a hernia.
Hunter Harris
thank god
Nolan Morris
do you bake your feces at 275 degrees and make a pie or eat them raw?
Andrew Johnson
We don't want Russians in our country
Michael Gonzalez
@63807209
Good, I don't want Russians here
Liam Bennett
I like it
Wyatt Lee
how about a little kiss?
Thomas Ortiz
i change it up
it's an ulcer
Austin Thompson
kys weeabooing proxy retard
Bentley Sanders
good
Lucas Gomez
Would you either live in glorious New York among butiful skyscrapers and shart in the mart of be poor russian from small village with clean panties?
hard choice...
...
..
.
Leo Ramirez
:^)
James Ortiz
If it were a stomach bleed, the feces would be black. Red feces indicates a bleed closer to the uh, out door.
Aaron Johnson
Should invade somewhere wealthier desu
Christian Rogers
Do you discriminate my right to shart only in the toilets and not in the mart???
Owen Taylor
jesus christ SHUT UP AND WORK HARD SO YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS. YOU WANT TO BE AMERICAN? THAT'S WHAT AMERICANS DO-- WORK HARD AS FUCK TO ACHIEVE THE AMERICAN DREAM, NO MATTER HOW MANY DISILLUSIONED BLOG WRITERS SAY "THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD"
Jace Mitchell
Just bought a Bose soundbar with my grant money. Tell your parents I said thanks
Brandon Baker
this is a free country and i should be able to shit anywhere i fucking want
Jose Nelson
*kyses u*
Christopher Richardson
aggressive with the baits tonight lads?
Wyatt Rivera
Fuck you, not proxying
John White
S
Jonathan Harris
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
Eli Cook
You do not say 10k yen, you say ichimanen
Ryan Brown
...
Aiden Walker
DUNUNUNUNUNU
Kevin Cook
How do I become a gun-owner, /cum/?
Lucas Jones
is shart in the mart in reference to people pooing themselves at walmart?
Zachary Bailey
Oh man, Chibi-robo is getting good. I was getting bored but now that I found Giga-robo I can't wait to play again.
Kevin Ross
Go to the gun show. Lucky for you, I've got two tickets right here *kisses biceps*
Owen Allen
Move out of Cali if you really want to get into guns. You can still be a cali gun owner, but your state (along with MA) is leading the charge in restricting gun rights.
Arizona is the best state for guns
Levi Jenkins
I have yet to see someone shit themselves in my local walmart. I guess it is because I live in a civilization.
Jayden Miller
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Nathan Ross
youve seen the pics though havent you
Adrian Sanders
Americans don't have cat culture.
Lucas Hill
kys either way gook cunt
Logan Nguyen
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST RED IN A CAGE
Sebastian Russell
Can I be granted with a green card if I'll shart in the mart? serious question
Jaxson Richardson
is it anime time?
Brody Scott
REALLY makes u think
Grayson Wilson
They work so hard that their guts can't handle all th shit they absorb while working hard.
Easton Williams
business idea: pants with built in diapers
Adrian Brown
Not hard to miss them when people spam people shitting themselves on every fucking thread these last few days.
Gavin Gomez
>be Americans
>work hard
>shart ur pants
Leo Reyes
Every Guatemalan in the time I've been coming to this general has been a cunt. Go back to /hilo/
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Best Smashing Pumpkins song tbqh, makes me wish I was a teenager in the 90s so badly.
Owen Adams
I am on beer number ten and perfect to drive. Why is sub 10% alcohol a thing?
Ryder Taylor
not yet
Zachary Edwards
doctor pavel
Isaiah Moore
why not?
Jordan White
not even real monday hours yet.
Hunter Kelly
>clear lock too easy to pick
>Other lock I found too hard
at least I have memes
Luke Perez
I prefer this one, although it's a close pick between like 5 songs. I sometimes forget how many fucking hits they had
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Landon Ross
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Eli Young
>1979
Right fuckin on dude. One of my favorite songs of all time.
I know it's a nostalgic song, but being an American youth just hanging around with folks and studying makes it still feel very applicable. Play it when hanging out with friend that's a grill as we drive and all is good in the world
Jason Perez
Oh well
Go ahead.
Anthony Stewart
>leaving /cum/
Oliver Phillips
>tried an american bud light yesterday
>tastes better than the canadian brewed one
>american bud light is 4.2% and ours is 4
good lads down south
Jaxson Richardson
alri
Henry Ortiz
It brings back so many feelings. Makes me nostalgic for the times when I was just a highschooler and piling into our friend's car on a friday night just to drive around.
Colton Morris
I bet you sissy Canadians couldn't handle 2 steel reserves
Andrew Clark
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>The 24-year-old died of dinitrophenol (DNP) poisoning
I remember there used to be big arguments on /fit/ over whether or not DNP was a poison
Good times
Michael Morris
honestly what is the point of anime that isn't moe
Carson Bailey
>steel reserve
never had it. probably tastes as bad as it sounds
Connor Garcia
>NO MATTER HOW MANY DISILLUSIONED BLOG WRITERS SAY "THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD"
Ahem I have a degree in Algonquin and I work at the Pretzel Factory, obv the Amercian dream is dead.
Dominic Hughes
I am glad I do not listen to /fit/ on medicine, or I would be like rich piana
Charles Perry
>inhibits ATP production
why would /fit/ argue against it being a poison
Not to be that annoying prick, but everything is a poison if you take enough of it. Remember that lady that died of water poisoning after she drank like 9 gallons and refused to piss, all because of a Wii?
David Cox
Tastes like generic lager, not bad but not anything special.
A couple cans can get the average person fucked
Christian Kelly
Idk, why would want to watch something interesting? Why not watch lolis eat cake and talk about school for 12 episodes?
Camden Rivera
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God fucking bless ;_;7
Joshua Mitchell
>Tastes like generic lager
No it doesn't.
Gavin Collins
Does to me tbqh
Connor Bailey
>bud light
Alexander Jackson
Because people there like(d) to use it for weight loss.
The difference is in phrasing. Anything can be poisonous, but not everything is considered to be a poison. /fit/ was literally using the water comparison for something that basically renders you nonfunctional, even at non-lethal doses.
There was also this one time where a /fit/ tripfag recommended to this guy that he take a shit ton of supplements. The guy added vitamin K to the list, and went into toxic shock or something. He's still fucked up to this day, if he isn't dead
Josiah Diaz
>Algonquin
Definitely one of the less badass Native American names. If a Native American name is badass, it has been used to name a military vehicle
Isaac Wood
Bud Light doesn't taste bad. The thing is it doesn't really taste like much at all. It's the perfect beer for all day drinking. Camping is a good example of when bud light is appropriate.
Ethan Bailey
Extremism in either direction has proven to be cancerous. An extreme nationalist state tends to impose its will on foreign people, but with an extreme communist state it's usually imposed on its own. Minarchy offers a good middle way.
Do what you like. I suppose the trip hating hive mind on Sup Forums is just as much to blame as tripshitters themselves. Many get triggered and enable tripshitting with their own shitposts instead of filtering or making all posts anonymous. I'll just do that now.
Asher Davis
Iroquois and Cherokee are pretty cool sounding
Asher Lopez
it tastes like America and water. pretty sure thats all it is. but i'll agree its really easy to drink all day, thats why rednecks like it so much