/cum/

*squeezes ur cheeks*

>tfw athletes from my state got more medals than 195 other countries

Threadly reminder that Americans acknowledge that they shart themselves

youtube.com/watch?v=qvOgAPa_mkw

youtube.com/watch?v=1C2WpZA_L4E

youtube.com/watch?v=7jEM8-Gbknk

i dont love being american, does that mean i should sit this one out?

>does that mean I should shit this one out

FTFY

>tfw someone from my university won a gold today

quite smuggy

He's mad because Japanese women love the big American dick

Yes

*devours feces*

*switches ur feces for cookies*