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janny

anime

Riding a bicycle is nicer than driving a car imo 2bh lads

bigot

don't think the cleansman will like this

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dammit why the fuck am i posting in this stupid thread again

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My Slav gf is better looking desu

I've never understood the bellends who cycle to work, they just end up marinating in their own sweat all day.

Are you the brit who posted pics of his slav gf like a year ago?

can (You) wrap your thumb and index finger around your wrist and make them touch?

At what age do your wrists stop growing?

Deep fried Bounty

Can't stand that cunt, every time one of his guests says something he disagrees with he pussies out of the debate

>having small wrists

All my KEK

The size of your wrists are DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL with your chances of earning over £100k before your 30s

/irishgf2016/ is not going well lads

They're so obnoxious that they don't actually realise they're making their coworkers gag every day from inhaling their BO, leaving their sweaty lycra everywhere and dragging their muddy bike all over the floor.

CAN MY FAMILY HAVE THE LIVING ROOM TELLY ANY LOUDER FUCKING HELL

Yes

I can even wrap my finger and pinky around my wrist and make them touch

Kill me

you're born with full sized wrists

Can't imagine spending thousands every year to maintain a cuckmobile

Melts

>He's too nice

Ugh, boys.

can do it on both wrists simultaneously with thumb+little finger

legitimate way to tell if you have high test is if your second toe is longer than your big toe

psycnet.apa.org/journals/ebs/4/4/241.pdf&productCode=pa

as well, men with longer ring fingers than index fingers on average have bigger penises than men with the opposite

healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/

I posted one of her arse about 3 months ago

if you can ACTUALLY wrap your index finger around your wrist and touch your thumb then you should just off yourself

I'm ugly

Oh shit I can do this too

Well, I guess it's suicide time for this one

gross
delete this

hmm

oh the tv that they bought and are watching in the house that they bought?

wind your neck in you limp noodle.

>visible knob

whew, just tried it and I can't

then again I do have small hands haha

What if I have really long fingers and I can just barely touch.

Yes

Wew

>In 1660, Thomas Urquhart, the Scottish aristocrat, polymath and first translator of François Rabelais's writings into English, is said to have died laughing upon hearing that Charles II had taken the throne.

it's not that funny

He's quite likeable I find, but intellectually out of his league with most of his guests.

Like the ears and nose, a person's wrists never stop growing. They keep getting bigger until the day they day.

i have tiny wrists and ankles but my second toe is bigger

/brit/ at its worst atm
too many smug 16y olds and nonsense

and your penis size?

how the fuck do you cycle when it's pouring rain every day in denmark even in the middle of the summer?

Devout Cromwell fan or ecstatic royalist?

>His wrists aren't THICC from working with tools

>hating on traps
benders out

What's her name?

>as well, men with longer ring fingers than index fingers on average have bigger penises than men with the opposite

who /samesizemasterrace/ here?

in most cities commuting by bike is literally quicker than by car

6x5

Overheard some guy at work saying "Reddit is so much better than Sup Forums". One of the worst things about working in IT is that you're surrounded by normies who think they're hardcore internet enthusiasts when they're barely scraping the surface.

Phew, guess the small wrists are just a fluke.

Not being funny but if you actually had the balls to say that to me in real life without melting I would make you eat the pavement before you had the chance to piss your pants.

yeah I bet you've worked a lot of tools you gay twat

>her

who /thinneck/ here

may as well just end myself

and your index finger and ring finger size

no respect if you can't deadlift at least 400lbs

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Walking to work is better than cycling, driving or taking public transport.

>Relaxing and healthy
>Free unlike carcucks and cyclecucks who pay hundreds or even thousands for their transport/equipment
>Improves posture
>Low intensity so you don't reek of sweat all day like cyclecucks or have to wear stupid gay lycra
>You don't go infertile like cyclecucks from putting loads of pressure on your gooch all day
>You don't have to sit next to smelly pakis or rely on late buses like public transport cucks

*walks past you with a big smug smile on my face*

royalist it seems
he fought with charlie

A lot of work too do building your cuckshed

>tfw can only deadlift 399lbs

ah yes let me just walk 50 miles to london every day, very healthy

who wants pictures of my runty wrists

Why do you think I would tell you?

I am literally foaming at the mouth in anticipation of seeing your wrists

Post em up laddie, asap

don't think anyone who litters their posts with "cuck" has anything valuable to say
I miss when 'fag' was the go-to adjective for all teens

Because I think I fucked her.

Whereabouts are you from?

might skip the wank tonight and go straight to the boxed wine & fall asleep

My forearms are thinner than my wrists.

actually meant it was the lads knob but on closer inspection it was the tights on her heel

What a nice story 2bqh

Post your wrists boi

>lbs
FOY

cars are for runts

Absolute scenes right here lads

first decent post I've seen from a canadian on here

british """"""""""outlets""""""""""""

>having small wrists

LMAO

Enjoy never being able to fully turn a woman on, cucks

ring finger is way bigger

Sitting in a metal cage all day to get to work has clearly made you an angry and bitter person, I can tell by your passive aggressive comment. Won't waste any time on arguing with you my friend :))
It's just a silly little funny suffix, hehe, are you really that angry about me walking?

cucks

what if you drive a classic and have a special appreciation for driving your car

Haha

Not that small r-right guys

those are danish

our outlets scientifically proven to be the best and safest in the world

>boxed wine

Doubtful, she'd only been in the country for a couple of weeks before I met her and she told me I'm the first guy she's been with after her divorce.

Yeah I walk 1.5 miles a day each way to work, not always fun though

How do I motivate myself to exercise? Even if I do get a fit body, I'll still be an autistic manlet with a small dick so it's not like exercising would help me get laid.

The more important question:
What size are your feet?

12 US / 11.5 UK / 46.5 EU here

had my first car crash today

it was a stupid bint who didn't look and scraped the side of my car

just a tiny scratch but she told me she didn't have insurance so i persuaded her to pay me £100

no idea about cars but is that enough to get a scratch (about 6 inches long, half an inch thick) fixed?

i have her reg so i might report her too kek

ah right are we doing handposting again?

i'd let you finger me

Get a load of this ninnys wrists

that's different

classic cars are nice and fun to drive and a valid hobby to have

corsas and focuses are absolute runtmobiles on the other hand

Same but like said
I can't do it that often. Plus its pretty hilly where i live
Hold me

>boxed wine
>not drinking canned wine

fucking wristlets LEAVE THIS THREAD