Be me

>be me
>Take a shit
>Wipe ass
>Underwater stained with shit

The memes are real. Every fucking time

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el americANO

fuck man, i havnt had skidmarks since i was lke 6, how do you managa do not clean ur ass right the first time
>wipe ass
>check if there's shit on TP
>if there is, wipe again
>rinse & repeat

I do, I wipe like 10 times and I still have this shit

then keep wiping
you probably have a really fat ass

Learn to wipe your fat fucking ass like a functional non-toddler you fucking savage

Google maps didn't blur her face, does it mean love?

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pls buy a bidet

i don't even have toilet paper and i never leave skidmarks

fucking hell what is wrong with yanks hahahahahahahahahhahaha