>be me
>Take a shit
>Wipe ass
>Underwater stained with shit
The memes are real. Every fucking time
Be me
Joseph Anderson
Jaxson Thomas
el americANO
Jaxon Torres
fuck man, i havnt had skidmarks since i was lke 6, how do you managa do not clean ur ass right the first time
>wipe ass
>check if there's shit on TP
>if there is, wipe again
>rinse & repeat
Christopher Phillips
I do, I wipe like 10 times and I still have this shit
Julian Gutierrez
then keep wiping
you probably have a really fat ass
Easton Ward
Learn to wipe your fat fucking ass like a functional non-toddler you fucking savage
Gavin Young
Google maps didn't blur her face, does it mean love?
Joshua Bailey
pls buy a bidet
Camden Green
i don't even have toilet paper and i never leave skidmarks
Nathaniel Long
fucking hell what is wrong with yanks hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Liam Williams
those threads proving Americans shart in the mart are hilarious.
Liam Garcia
>Damage control
Alexander Barnes
...
Dylan Flores
Just use a bidet for fuck's sake.
Blake Lewis
That's depressing as fuck
Lucas Jenkins
what's so happy about having shit stains in your underwear?
Thomas Williams
s-shart
Wyatt Reed
m-mart
Lincoln Long
why do you guys type like a couple of shy ten year old girls?
Nicholas Fisher
Get above your asshole and get the sides too. If your ass begins to itch, then use the restroom again and wipe. You probably didn't get everything.
Ryder Fisher
fucking christ thats disgusting.
Brody Russell
dont know why but this makes me laugh really hard