>spend two weeks in the Philippines >sleep with more women in two weeks than in my entire life >FOR FREE
There's a catch, right? I mean, I'd say half the women were below average, but at least a third were decent. Any time they brought up the idea of a relationship, I told them I was not interested in anything serious. I've actually had to fucking reject women. Even as an autist, women were flirting with me. I'm not terribly good looking. I'm below average and somewhat chubby.
And none of them were prostitutes. What gives? I thought I'd be scammed by now or lose my kidney.
Pic unrelated because I'm not old, I wrapped my dick up, and I put hot sauce in the condoms afterward and discarded them in a secret rubbish bin.
Samuel Wilson
>discarded them in a secret rubbish bin
Why is it always a Brit? Why? Just tell me why?
Carson Scott
I'm not British and why would it matter, anyway? Make like a tree and leaf.
Angel Harris
they want you to take them out of that shithole
Adam Reyes
But I explicitly told them I wouldn't. So, they essentially had sex with me for nothing, if that were the case.
Liam Long
Because you spend money on them
Aiden Ortiz
Do you tell them you wouldn't before or after you plugged them?
Justin Morales
White worship
Gabriel Martinez
The most I spent was on a meal, and a cheap one at that, and some drinks. The Philippines is poor, but they're not that poor...
Before and after. I tried not to give them any false expectations.
Ryan Nelson
phillipines = most self hating country in human history
Kevin Thompson
Actually, I noticed they're quite proud of their country. They seem really patriotic.
Nicholas Edwards
I'm sorry, those women probably want to get out of the country, with you as their ticket out, or they want to make their friend jealous by having a white partner and/or a half-white child. It's a good thing you turned them down, though.
Colton Hughes
*friends
Logan James
>or they want to make their friend jealous by having a white partner
Where do I find these women?
Nolan Lopez
>I put hot sauce in the condoms afterward and discarded them in the trash secretly. Fixed. Based move! I remember hearing a story on youtube about women trapping men via used condoms left around. Because using the word rubbish is disgusting.
Landon Mitchell
This probably
Aaron Gomez
>I remember hearing a story on youtube about women trapping men via used condoms left around.
That's exactly what I had heard, too. Since I was paranoid, especially since some of these women seemed clingy and a bit crazy, I decided to do it.
Hunter Wright
Cuz philipinos are cool, fun and not prudes
Owen Stewart
Do you really have to beat them off with a stick? I've read so many stories about that. Are the memes real? The Filipinos I have met here in my hometown are bro-tier.
Connor Gray
aren't you sort of in trouble right now I mean isn't the country on lockdown and you're talking about muh dik
Carson Baker
t. pure berber descent from the white germanic vandals
Cameron Sullivan
What does my ethnicity have to do with this? I said that yes in fact people worshiping whites is most likely the reason he gets so much pussy
Michael Wood
t. Saskatchewan filipino t. Virgin t. Mahmoud Al-Shire
John Carter
I always thought that was a meme
James Bailey
It is a meme Vandals didn't have much of an impact
Anthony Diaz
No I mean so called white worship in asia
Brayden Scott
Oh well its not And its not specific to asia, mena qts will flock to you if you're white Sub saharan blacks too
Dylan Howard
They're banking on the fact you'll either fall for them or want to keep fucking them so you'll take them back. If not, all they did was fuck you. Small price to pay for a slim chance to get out of a third world country.
Jayden Wood
maybe you are more good looking than you think you are.
Isaac King
>implying they would want to leave the Philippines as it's on the cusp of Duterte making it great again >implying in 20 years the Philippines isn't going to make your countries look third world by comparison
Jose Diaz
>implying in 20 years the Philippines isn't going to make your countries look third world by comparison
Grayson Brooks
t. butt homo
Alexander Moore
nah flips and thais also other southeast asian shitholers are unrealistic patriots hint; low education
John Hughes
I'm not so sure about that...
>23 years in my own country >got one kiss and a handjob when I was 19
>2 weeks in another country >had sex with multiple women including two cousins (not at the same time)
Tyler Ross
el cebuANO
Kevin Mitchell
He's right. The real self-hating Filipinos are the educated ones in the capital, which are few compared to the entire population.
Robert Taylor
They want a green card.
Julian Miller
>I put hot sauce in the condoms afterward and discarded them in a secret rubbish bin. kek'd
Grayson Torres
I've heard same story from Japanese guy.
Asher King
Yes, because Japan is a first-world country.
Joshua Hill
I wanna have half-spanish big boobed no potato nosed koreaboo gf from philippines.
Jason Ortiz
Are there any decent traps in the Philippines and do they want a white bf?
Samuel Collins
>Half-spanish big boobed no potato nosed Yeah, good luck finding and courting those.
Kevin Lopez
LOL
Jordan Martinez
>Are there any *insert modifier here* traps in the Philippines
Carter Long
Hey there ;) are you white?
Grayson Thomas
You are asking this? Really? Plenty of them, as long as you act like OP.
Joseph Hughes
>hot sauce in a condom Man. I've never had to go to such lengths. I've never even heard of this.
Alexander Reyes
But he seems a bit like a dbag :|
Juan Evans
Half of them were men.
Jaxon Sanders
No string attached. That's how you do it. I think he's brilliant. Never gave them real promises.
Nathan Peterson
>there are women on Earth who want to have sex with me without getting paid
Nice b8, m8. I give u a a str8 8/8.
Benjamin Flores
...
Jayden Adams
>cum inside for free >fatherless half white kid
oh what to do?
Jace Mitchell
Anywhere in Thailand, Vietnam, Burma, Phills...
Cunts are everywhere leave the country sometime.
It's fun at first for some dicking around and you get caught up in the moments sometimes when your off your guts and find a 10/10 just keep a clear hear they're only after one thing.
Evan Bell
GOTTA
Ryan Ramirez
SHART
Jacob Johnson
INFERIOR WHITE SPERM PENISLY INTO A GOOK
Jayden Ortiz
>they're only after one thing. do you not see the irony
Bentley Gutierrez
I'm not sure girls you picked up from a dating website count but congrats.
Evan Wood
lmoa anyone is a chad in flip town
Jose Sullivan
OP I'm going to philippines next month, where are you staying? Cebu?
Landon Thompson
stop being mad and reaching into your "trigger whites on Sup Forums" folder. OP is fucking ugly filipinos, that shouldnt upset you.