/cum/

Can someone help me get my shit together?

i prefer to have some competition for my crack den/liquor distillery

on a serious note, how is it that people can still claim that liquor isn't hands down the best factory in the game?

the city sucks

t. Flyover moo cow

No, do it yourself

it kinda sucks but its also salvation from the boredom of the boonies

>syrup
the most overrated shit ever

>moose
shit animal

>hockey
used to be good, now the NHL is just shit

>tim horton's
shittiness level: over 9000

>beaver
shitty fucking pest

wish we genocided those fucks back when we had the chance

>poutine
literally just a quebec meme

I don't even know why it's suddenly become popular outside quebec in the last few years, before that it was unheard of

>igloo
fun if you're a kid, otherwise shit. Building a proper igloo is way too laborious for what you get in return.

>northern lights
fun for the first 10 minutes, after that it grows old

T H R E A D T H E M E

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQPZRwSpqk

point is I want a CUTE CANADIAN GF

You just bashed your entire culture in one post