/brit/

[Thomas Smith]

The new fiver has arrived edition
thenewfiver.co.uk

[Dominic Young]

LITTLE MISS MUFFET, SAT ON A TUFFET

[Jose Butler]

CALL THE COPS I'M OFF ME CHOPS

[Elijah Thomas]

Eating with Kurds, wahey

[Jeremiah Taylor]

gay sex

[Oliver Allen]

...

[Wyatt Watson]

gf went a bit far with the diet

[Gavin Lewis]

anyone got a new fiver yet?

i want one

[Brody Parker]

would quite like to smash my tuffet into little miss's tuffet

[Daniel Ross]

REAL NEW