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The new fiver has arrived edition
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET, SAT ON A TUFFET

CALL THE COPS I'M OFF ME CHOPS

Eating with Kurds, wahey

gay sex

...

gf went a bit far with the diet

anyone got a new fiver yet?

i want one

would quite like to smash my tuffet into little miss's tuffet

REAL NEW

>waterproof fiver
>the north is sinking

think they knew?

What runts

>New Fiver
>still the same old fucking cunt on it

when will this memewhore finally die?

...

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In the shadowplay, acting out your own death, knowing no more
As the assassins all grouped in four lines, dancing on the floor
And with cold steel, odour on their bodies made a move to connect
But I could only stare in disbelief as the crowds all left.

>trying to force people to use your new despite being second
Dire

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PASSPORT.

TWAT

hans

Na, the north is always sinking, we're just kind of used to it at this point

the neon gf

very true
thanks a lot x
enjoyed this post

>it's a U-God verse episode

love how BBC fails to report on BIGGEST FUCKING STORM OF THE YEAR the fucking southern poofs

there is the Hutt River Province in WA which operates as a breakaway state. Run by Crown Prince Leonard still i thnk.

why are there no girls who post on /brit/ when even fucking mena has one

need a latex gf

Need some friends lads

You guys are absolutely pathetic.
Sitting at home all day on the computer your parents bought you last Christmas. You should be more like me and actually do something productive with your life.

Today me and the wifey went to help the refugees settle in. We met a nice gentleman from Somalia by the name of Jamal, he's upstairs right now with the wife while she gives him some of my old clothes.

haha op here never mind

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37354698

looking at some porn on the 'dit

VERY good film

"MUH BAKE OFF" is more important to their news site

was meant for you silly goose

need a latex gf

Literally can't get over how cute Azealia Banks is in this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

We're here, we just don't make a big deal out of it. There's at least 10 of us.

>tfw you will never have a working class english gf

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You should switch over to uBlock Origins if you havent already.

shirt film

terrible script, refn has lost it

2/5

I didn't look much into M processors when I was looking around for this tbf because I knew they were usually shit, they might have improved though. That website is probably the best way to find out. For a primary machine you want as much processing power as you can afford really though. This is my primary, yeah.

If the 2-in-1 aspect isn't THAT important but you want a touchscreen, the HP one will probably do you nicely. Cheaper usually means less premium looking rather than shit internals, any reputable company won't sell you a POS machine unless the specs are shit themselves. Only thing I'd say to you regarding what specs you go for is to definitely get an SSD because it really does make the whole thing much faster.

Don't worry, there isn't a storm

Where does it go from here?

Second in from the left is qt as fuck

anyone agree that TAYLOR SWIFT isnt a nice person and only cares about her image and money

thought it already did that 2bqh

why don't the bbc sell GBBO and just make a new baking programme

Think I've become good looking lads.

Always catch women looking at me on the street or in the car and looking away when I look.

Women at work always twizzle their hair when speaking to me and shit.

I think I've finally made it. Weird, just all of a sudden started happening over a couple of weeks.

Never met her but she is very brand conscious

Left or right?

shes literally begging for someone to rape her

Could also be an ugly cunt

HY ARE WOMEN THESE DAYS SUCH WHORES.

We grew up in the 90's, and even until like 2004, it seemed as if we will all grow up and get a virgin girlfriend happily. When we were kids the concept of a one night stand was nonexistent. In all the movies it was about dating a girl forever until she'd finally put out. Now films are about how girls should fuck with no strings attached. The norm was to date someone for a long term, and we expected girls to have a history of 1-3 boyfriends, not of over 30 chads they fucked that year.

>user-kun l r-really like y-you
>_

>replying to that hog

confidence bro

Just go "what now"

>Azealia Banks

youtube.com/watch?v=n236-uNDEWg

2,1

"So are we gonna fuck or what ;)"

fed up of all these terrorists plotting to blow us up to please there genocidal desert god tbqh.

the police in this country are doing a good job but I don't know how much longer the situation can last like this.
anyone with extremest views should just be deported.

this

Maybe you just started bing urslf :)

how about me?

"Let's get a drink and see where things go"

Then ask her for her number

>BBC makes another baking show
>with Mel and Sue presenting
>more popular than actual bakeoff on channel 4
would be priceless ngl

/r9k/ is that way ---->

Gas the taigs lads

What kinda mong microwaves money

Anyone know any Dominos vouchers?

strange

The Irish are great lads :)

This is where I belong

even if I cant find it

WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREET

anyone know how good the new polymer notes are for sniffing powders?

asking for a friend, thanks

wouldn't even be hard to pull off

the 90s wasnt some fucking virgin christian paradise here mate, 1/3 of the population under 25 were doing pills and fucking themselves silly. They used up all the sex thats why theres none left for you lads.

poo

latex gf anyone?

It's beautiful...

they laced them with nitrogen

so unless you want to be braindead dont do it

Just got some new graphics on the car lads, what do you think?

very bad if even slightly damp, the aussies have used em for decades.

Not surprised if that's exactly what happens haha

Yeah, it's a really weird market. Some M machines cost like 7 or 800 quid, but it's baffling when you can get an i5 HP for £500 that's really going to do much more. Screen and the like might be a bit shit though, I think I read that the screen was shit on the 700, don't know if they sorted it out for the 710?
The only thing about the HP is it's a bit on the bulky side which I don't really like, but then at that point I'm basically paying an extra £200 for a thinner machine that's what, 0.4KG lighter. It's important though.

You're interesting me in the Lenovo, even though I told myself they could go screw themselves now.

Got me PS4 for gaming desu, though it doesn't get much use, gone back to playing on my 360.

Imagine sticking you willy into a fanny and hearing the girl say "please fuck me harder"

just image that lads

wish i could experience this tbqh, envy you lads that have

Stollen semi-truck in LA lads
CHP pursuing

Told CHP he "doesn't wanna go back to jail" kek

Pro tip:they were always whores movies these days are just more honest

>Senpai in the sheets
what did he mean by this

No and you'll receive a silicon fist up your arse if you keep posting those whores.

>"please fuck me harder"
>already going as hard as I can

would unironically ride in this

interested

roses are red
Bartons a hun
come on the Celtic
we beat you 5 1

in the 90s 'radical' muslims would have been going around on skateboards, wearing Nirvana t-shirts and ending every statement with 'NAAAWWWT' to reveal insincerity

Nah fuck off don't you dare compare the Irish fight with Cataluña and Scotland I am very angry

>mfw she asks me to go deeper but your running out of poems

hmm

Okay

What are your interests m8

i used to look at my girlfriends vag whilst fucking and she'd say "look at meee" and i would and start fucking her harder. was hot.