/brit/

feels amazeballs and i'm not even british

Aye forgot he was an MP lmao

7"

Wonder what's going on in the mind of my cat when it looks at me.

Not sure what I am flaccid but I"m 7.6 erect

ANY YOU LADS GOT A BIGGER DICK THAN ME?

I'm 5.5 inches, but 7 inches erect

>tfw 2 inches flaccid, 6 erect
That means you're white.

>amazeballs

will mummy may provide the midlands engine

*turn on TV*
>white people are bad

*change channel*
>white people are bad

*change channel*
>white people are bad

Ah yes, the television box