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did a chuckle

Signs you're a runt

>Smoking
>Drinking instant coffee
>Drinking sugary drinks
>Tattoos
>Regularly watching television

2 me

Literally this.

Lost over 10% of my savings effectively (live in aus, all in GBP) but totally worth it for le meme year

>>Smoking
*throws myself into the runt bin*

When I did the following
>drank paint
>drank lighterfluid
>drank canal water
>gave a homeless man 20 to lick my tounge
>let my friend stab my with a sword (only a small stab)
>made sure I got hit by a fairly slow moving car
>ate my mates sick off the floor
when my lads tell me to do something I do it or maybe I'm just a grim cunt with no self respect

m8, that's literally why they date you. you have a car and can buy piss.

and no, you didn't nick my sweetheart. the guys who hung around the group of girls we were friends with were absolute betas.

didn't they lose that game?

will be sacrificing revision time to see the gf today x

Normies? Hmmm no thanks