Sarajevo

Have you ever been to Lisbon?

Have you ever been outside your snow-covered shithole in bumfuck Nowherechetwan?

Yes my minions tell him how poortugal sucks

Considering what it went through 20 years ago, I see that looks pretty comfy.

Yes.

Yours, most graciously Franza Ferdinand the archduke of Austria

I feel you, so much european blood wasted for nothing but swift downfall and mongrelization.

I've been to Sarajevo. It's a nice city.

The shittiest is probably Podgorica. Not because it's really shitty, but because it's a boring city in the middle of the country.

Maybe Chișinău?
youtube.com/watch?v=bAv28hvNNUE

I'd visit her hotel

Sarajevo is actually one of the better capitals in the Balkans, believe it or not.

there's always warsaw(hint: and berlin)