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>last time I talked to a girl who wasn't a cashier was 12 years ago

don't trust people who don't stroke their nipples when wanking

better the devil you know than the devil you dont right?

your day was boring

I imagine last night was more interesting

he's saying that acting like a nigger or creep and being daring or socially inept enough to do some stupid shit is good, i think

>mfw mr.goldberg actually expects me to work a shift I didn't sign up for
the fucking nerve of some people

I reckon I fall into this category actually, although I have a gf and friends

wish I could

after 5 years of Sup Forums shitposting and being homeschooled I should have been hopeless

yet I just did the "just b urself" and slotted into a friends group on my first day

>Canadians fighting ITT

> or a kiss on one cheek if they're that type.

autism

Did I say you could talk?