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Spent the last 2 years in me undies browsing the 'chon, so i guess you could say im a veteran around these parts edition

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>I listen to Joe Rogan

the peruano ajajaja...no hoja

Amazes me how people can talk on and on about such simple topics while I can barely hold a conversation for longer than 2 sentences because I'm constantly thinking of what to say

bought a load of chicken from the paki shop in honour of bossman

>realised I might have loads of holiday left

fuck sakes, how'd you reckon they'll take it if I ask for all of next week off when I get in tomorrow? looool

>auscucks desperate for the BRITISH COCK and their ""culture""
>despite being thousands of kilometres away, AND having a cuckstamp on your flag

absolutely HOWLING lads

you'd think they'd make their own culture, but no

Must be the lack of a certain family influence, uncles in particular

it's christmas no one does anything anyway

How you managed to go through your entire life and never have ANY kind of casual sex fucking blows me away. I cant be the only normal dude on /brit/ that finds this almost unbelievable to read about on a daily basis here.

when you get a chick over, she doesn't care wtf you do, shes there to fuck. easiest way is to just put some bullshit tv on and immediately make a move on her when you get to your couch

thinking things out this thoroughly must drive you crazy, you gotta stop. if youre truly this clueless, get on POF and get some rando over to your house to bang. you can do it.

none of this is even 1% as complicated as you probably think it is.

it's easy when you don't think much

what you say ack

>2 years

syn

FUCK OFF

Fucking polar bears, bastards, wont be donating any money to them for attacking poor pupper, let them go extinct i say

t. virgin

Whenever anyone talks about something I'm just like "ah" or "haha, yeah" and my mind goes blank

erm, excuse me lads

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When is this fucking fuck going to have Sam Hyde on

also this

I'm just quite antisocial desu.

>being forced back onto anti psychotics
>just found out a project I've been working on for 6 months is technically illegal to own, use or distribute
>best friend of 18 years told me his gf hates me and said he can't speak to me anymore so he's cut all contact
well this is nice

*commands*

>boss:"user i need you to do the 6 o'clock shift"
>me:"6am or pm?"
>boss:"am"
>mfw
fuck the royal mail lads

It's very fucking easy if you are introverted, never had any females in your circles and live with your parents

>>just found out a project I've been working on for 6 months is technically illegal to own, use or distribute
elab'

>you will NEVER be a neolithic pastoralist, shaping the earth to your will, raising sweet crops out of the rich black earth
>you will NEVER develop huge pulling muscles from eating natural food that isn't pumped full of xenoestrogens
NOT happy

working the 6am shift tomorrow too lad

finished at 7pm today. fucking sick of it

Really worried I'll never get a job, a gf or move out

>when he doesn't browse /ck/

looool

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CucKing?

OOoohh! yankee-san so wise ~~uggu
please teach us Onii-chan

howling at this image

homebrewing jenkem

so it's a tool to keep data safe from hackers and thieves but because of how it functions it's illegal in countries with mandatory key disclosure laws

>shitposted on Sup Forums since I was 14
>was homeschooled until uni
>realised on my first day that I'm actually a normie
lads, there aren't word in existence that can do justice to this feel

im a hardcore nihilist

>just found out a project I've been working on for 6 months is technically illegal to own, use or distribute
sounds j00cy
was it an EMP pulse generator?

hope you don't mind if I save this image

I feel the same,
I just found out that white bears' diet was mainly of seals since this

no see

I'll send some mail down your ends senpai

>tfw I'm a pseudo-normie

too normie for nerds, too abnormie for normies

Post pics of your setup.

Big fan of Riesling lads


Homeschooling is literally DIY autism.

*ends slavery*

>was homeschooled
just fuck my social life up mum and dad

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>plain digestives > chocolate biccies

alpha and omega are kin. Both have heard "sir, do we need to call security?"
the beta never has and never will hear this

for what reason?

>dick and chips

think I'm having a stroke

alana and courtney in the apprentice final

fuck off you should've watched it when it was on

*takes a swing*

so I assume you'll be fucking off then?

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

scientific dogma lasts about one generation
political dogma about 3-4 generations
religious dogma 100+ generations

are either of them fit?

>sir, do we need to call security?
don't get it

quite frankly view any brit who leaves as a nonce or runt

hmmm might sniff gear at the pub tomorrow it's been a few months

might just wait until christmas eve though

Its pasta you melt

Have you ever had a job at any time?

>user, if any of my friends see us sitting like this they'll think I have a new boyfriend!
Shut the fuck up bitch. If the best you'll do is phish like that, then you can way n fuk.

got an 8.30 res at dorsia

loks really dark...weird.

Either black pudding (but looks light for that, and would e quite unpleasant), or sausage-shaped haggis.

or a beef/venison sausage, but that seems even more unlikely.

Anyone got a clue?

Hey Squidward look! We forgot to change the "closed" sign to "open"! It's almost like we could've taken the whole day off! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

>why yes, i listen to the smiths, mbv and joy division. thanks for asking so i could tell you about my patrician music taste.

I dislike foreign folk.

*ducks*
*hits you in the ribs*
heh... nuthin personnel

3 fit birds got fired
alana is a shy thicc qt
courtney is male

>getting on it at a pub
top runt

when you introduce yourself to a woman should you shake their hand?

that are Soph?

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Dorsia on Friday night? How'd he swing that?

Foreign folk can be fun, but I find I enjoy indie folk the most.

did this once and it felt really autistic

only in a professional setting really

either nothing physical or a kiss on one cheek if they're that type.

english folk can be pretty dry
desu a lot of the folk tradition has been neglected.

GREAT sea urchin ceviche

hard times breed gallant men
gallant men breed good times
good times breed weak mean
weak men breed bad times

i wouldn't

Top 10 The Beatles songs:

1. Helter Skelter
2. Come Together
3. We Can Work It Out
4. Magical Mystery Tour
5. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
6. Something
7. Hello Goodbye
8. Help!
9. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
10. Hey Jude

Yes, to check for rings and fake nails.

>last time I talked to a girl who wasn't a cashier was 12 years ago

don't trust people who don't stroke their nipples when wanking

better the devil you know than the devil you dont right?

your day was boring

I imagine last night was more interesting

he's saying that acting like a nigger or creep and being daring or socially inept enough to do some stupid shit is good, i think

>mfw mr.goldberg actually expects me to work a shift I didn't sign up for
the fucking nerve of some people

I reckon I fall into this category actually, although I have a gf and friends

wish I could

after 5 years of Sup Forums shitposting and being homeschooled I should have been hopeless

yet I just did the "just b urself" and slotted into a friends group on my first day

>Canadians fighting ITT

> or a kiss on one cheek if they're that type.

autism

Did I say you could talk?