/brit/

it's christmas no one does anything anyway

How you managed to go through your entire life and never have ANY kind of casual sex fucking blows me away. I cant be the only normal dude on /brit/ that finds this almost unbelievable to read about on a daily basis here.

when you get a chick over, she doesn't care wtf you do, shes there to fuck. easiest way is to just put some bullshit tv on and immediately make a move on her when you get to your couch

thinking things out this thoroughly must drive you crazy, you gotta stop. if youre truly this clueless, get on POF and get some rando over to your house to bang. you can do it.

none of this is even 1% as complicated as you probably think it is.

it's easy when you don't think much

what you say ack

>2 years

syn

FUCK OFF

Fucking polar bears, bastards, wont be donating any money to them for attacking poor pupper, let them go extinct i say

t. virgin

Whenever anyone talks about something I'm just like "ah" or "haha, yeah" and my mind goes blank

erm, excuse me lads

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