it's christmas no one does anything anyway
/brit/
How you managed to go through your entire life and never have ANY kind of casual sex fucking blows me away. I cant be the only normal dude on /brit/ that finds this almost unbelievable to read about on a daily basis here.
when you get a chick over, she doesn't care wtf you do, shes there to fuck. easiest way is to just put some bullshit tv on and immediately make a move on her when you get to your couch
thinking things out this thoroughly must drive you crazy, you gotta stop. if youre truly this clueless, get on POF and get some rando over to your house to bang. you can do it.
none of this is even 1% as complicated as you probably think it is.
it's easy when you don't think much
what you say ack
>2 years
syn
FUCK OFF
Fucking polar bears, bastards, wont be donating any money to them for attacking poor pupper, let them go extinct i say
t. virgin
Whenever anyone talks about something I'm just like "ah" or "haha, yeah" and my mind goes blank