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Previous thread: News:

>King Mo replaces Candylei, Herrig replaces Carwin
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/king-mo-vs-cro-cop-heath-herring-vs-amir-aliakbari-slated-for-rizin-ff-3-grand-prix

>Alex Morono says Moontasri asked him for a catchweight, talks about weight cuts and his aspirations
mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997760/alex-morono-james-moontasri-asked-me-for-catchweight-bout-in-sauna

>Mickey Gall details Sage's trash talk
mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997266/mickey-gall-details-sage-northcutts-trash-talk-inside-the-cage-at-ufc-on-fox-22

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cunt

/HEEM/

gonna do a suicide

55 now. No faithless electors yet

cara

Huge fan of this gimmick

UFC is fucking stupid

>when your dad puts baked beans in a shepherd's pie
fucking hell alri Gordon Ramsey calm down

Someone said i went full retard
why?


Why, bro?

EXTREMELY important question lads

if i buy a kindle will the books i've downloaded in pdf form off the web work on it?

If you support Putin you are actively undermining your own country

Why have wrestling autists invaded /brit/?

nah mate it really is just garbage

utterly dire edition

If you support Putin you arehji snjkfd fnjke njkfneks gnsjk nka vonderful person

why not

youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

>i just had my hair done

Russian ambassador shot in Turkey. Hmm

...

When'sa your dolmio day?

banter

Do you guys think Putin really did it?

There's a lot to live for, user.
Don't kill yourself.

>this utter mong who thinks a gimmick is just videos / images / quotes that you post every new thread and he tries again like once a month with a new one and everyone ignores him every time
utter twat

who /diaz/ here

would shag paige to be quite honest

kill all australians

he's a hun, of course he does

I'd support Putin over Merkel

dont care

dad still refusing to cook wild boar ragu for christmas
what a fucking joke

literally me

Why not just give points to the candidate who wins a state? and have it done rather than leaving it for the College's electors to decide (whom we are seeing pressure being applied to).

NICK DIAZ
Nate Diaz fans are 196ers

Cody has done

my dad doesn't celebrate christmas

alri 'sheedy boy, off you fuck

What do you mean? Hacked the DNC? Yeah, of course.

Of course you would, Rorke.

>reading

alri four eyes

I think the college is a fail-safe to prevent everything going to shit.
Some people believe Trump will do a terrible job.

*throws sand in your eyes*
haha remind you of home mate?

Ignore the German "Jewish" poster

He's a Sup Forums troll pretending to be a Jew

lifelong nick fan here

she likes mexicans only bruh

Most states have laws against electors voting for someone other than whom they are bound by the election results to vote for. All states should have those laws.

Texas doesn't have a faithless elector law, and one of their electors has indicated he won't vote for Trump today. He also lied about being a first responder on 9/11 but that's a different story.

got turned down to be a cleaner at ASDA because i failed the online test

we're white you dumb skinhead twats, it's just that his birthday is 3 days after it so everyone forgets his birthday so he prefers to celebrate his birthday instead

...

come up to south yorkshire and say that to my face cunt

I am a lifelong cody fan myself

gf being a goof

Seems like such a dangerous thing to do, really.

No I genuinely have jewish heritage

My family was evacuated to Sweden during the war

bad with girls lol

*karate chops her in the fanny*

No you're not, you're from Sup Forums

You can't literally be a walking stereotype

Aww mate that's not cool man, come on
*consoles the paki*
there there mate, it's alright, he didn't mean it
here, I'll give you something properly christmassy
*slaps with a pig in blanket*
waheyyyy good luck getting into paki heaven now you pillock haha
*high fives *

What's stereotypical about me?

Pirate yourself some .mobi or .epub files lad

pmsl at the image of your dad sitting alone in his room while everyone else is downstairs eating christmas lunch and having a good time
tell your dad to grow up

reckon yanks are anglo and part of the commonwealth but brits don't want to admit it

>tripfags

>we wish you a merry christmas
>we wish you a merry christmas
>we wish y-
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DA-AD
dad for fuck's sake...

your uniquely german brand of faggotry

what was that, boy?

High-quality post

whats michael schumacher up to these days?

he lives on his own in a little flat since my mum divorced him (because she's a cunt)

he goes out for a drink with his mates anyway so it's fine

>anglo


Irishmen are more anglo, and have contributed more to Britain's prosperity. Don't want them in the commonwealth either though

like what, the weekends when you're trying to recover from a full week of wageslaving?

u fucking heard, shithouse

Just hanging out

sad act

Do you lads like to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

drinking throught a straw still? or did he recover

Got my study material done out.
Gonna be a long few days.

Are you looking forward to Christmas you fucking smelly paki terrorist cunt?

what a drip

i can see where you get it from

big

you'd be a fucking ladle mate

>throught

is this a scottish word

He's a potato for life la

no that's a typo

do not miss this life at all

no because I generally end up doing that with my stepdad's family and they're all boring cunts who can't cook a good christmas dinner

yeah

prefer not to say

...

More cushion for the pushin is what I say

bellend stinks of twiglets

cushion, yeah, not a fucking 3-piece suite

hope the family doesn't try to get me to leave the house for chrissy

already dreading the dinner i'll probably have to go to for my sister's birthday in jan

It's a good life.

bell end smells of skips (have a method)

Been bumming the dog again?

ask your sister if she'll be my gf

*sharts on you*
how's that for banter

Pretty sure my entire family just had shits 1 after the other, I was in third place.

Also I had two really long, light brown poos, I'd say they were 12-15cm each in length, I would have taken a picture to post on /brit/ for a diagnosis but I didn't think.

doing a think (have a skips)

yeah your mum

Reminder that it's NOT Christmas coming up, it is in fact MY BIRTHDAY 3 days after the 25th so please direct your excitement towards that. Thank you.

Why did the Russians rape the German women so much?

bellend smells of lavender and basil

>be british
>stool in pool