/brit/

Been bumming the dog again?

ask your sister if she'll be my gf

*sharts on you*
how's that for banter

Pretty sure my entire family just had shits 1 after the other, I was in third place.

Also I had two really long, light brown poos, I'd say they were 12-15cm each in length, I would have taken a picture to post on /brit/ for a diagnosis but I didn't think.

doing a think (have a skips)

yeah your mum

Reminder that it's NOT Christmas coming up, it is in fact MY BIRTHDAY 3 days after the 25th so please direct your excitement towards that. Thank you.

Why did the Russians rape the German women so much?

bellend smells of lavender and basil

>be british
>stool in pool