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no that's a typo

do not miss this life at all

no because I generally end up doing that with my stepdad's family and they're all boring cunts who can't cook a good christmas dinner

yeah

prefer not to say

...

More cushion for the pushin is what I say

bellend stinks of twiglets

cushion, yeah, not a fucking 3-piece suite

hope the family doesn't try to get me to leave the house for chrissy

already dreading the dinner i'll probably have to go to for my sister's birthday in jan

It's a good life.

bell end smells of skips (have a method)