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silent night edition

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woah... so this... is the power... of london

>no one bothers to mention all the whites that do it
because it happens way less

>tfw 27 and yet to even kiss a girl

Should I just oreder a helium tank and end it?

B U L L I E D

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they mix oxygen into them now so you can;t kill yourself and just pass out


need to go old school with a sharp razor in a warm bath and some nice whisky

this would NOT be tolerated in the US of A

Rude.

man how have you made it that long
i'll be 23 soon and hope to not see 2018

why are they allowed to so this?
can't they just send a mass text to the entire congregation

>you can't delete your own thread
dumb

only ever had one party like that in school, the girls house was big (for england anyway) but the entire year showed up which was approx 300 people, and when you're young everyones inexpereinced and so much silly shit goes down, house was covered in vomit and her ceiling got smashed to bits with pool cues, fences got ripped down.

was hilarious

ah yes, parties aren't fun hmm

Shiet. That's awesome. Maybe I'll become that guy who throws notorious parties. Instead of just waiting to meet somebody who does.

I wanna throw a party like pic related

>never seen any jello wrestling or frat party stuff like you see on TV though, over here its just cocktails of booze and hard drugs

It's a lot of fun. Didn't get to see any tits though. That was a major disappointment. Pretty fun nonetheless. I told a friend of mine from London about that night of jello-wrestling and drinking a bottle of Jim Beam apple on the bed of a pickup. He said it was the most American thing he'd ever heard kek

sounds shite desu

>bare matches with plastic surgery k-qts solely because i'm white
>meanwhile, /brit/ runts struggle to get matches with 2/10s on tinder

HOWLING

I hate college but love all the parties,
finishing kegs and crushing bottles of Bacardi,
king of the class I'd rather lay up wit a hottie,
single doesn't mean I'm lookin for somebody.

Some say they drink, blaze up, but hardly,
poppin PK, skeet, a little bit of molly,
am I out my mind most people say prolly,
but I've been on my grind puff an ounce of that coli. (Coli)

Bloody racists

they're fun if you're oversocialised and plastered

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we had a few like that but that was the biggest afaik haha

uni parties were a bit more meh because people didnt want their shit smashed. these days I prefer like 40 people who know each other from friends to friends of friends at a house desu

>he hasn't read the unabomber manifesto

desu I should give it another read soon

>these days I prefer like 40 people who know each other from friends to friends of friends at a house desu

same, my NYE this year was like that and it was based, about 30 odd people who all know eachother, smashed, talking and having a cheeky dance. got laid too. Had a great new years for a good 5 or 6 years in a row now, even last year when I was working in a bar I just got shithoused on my shift and did loads of kareoke

wow so theres one other brit here and hes a turbonormie smdh

im not a normie 2bh
my day to day life is very depressing.

this is a failed normie general
successful normies need to fuck off ree

Kissing a girl as I type this lad.

>even trying to be a "normie"
imaging living such a dreary life

goodnight consumerist drones

I spent roughly four hours, half of them with a senior developer, trying to get a row number working on an sql based report. We will continue work on it tomorrow.

I think I shall go home, have a beer and then hang myself

how long have you been telling yourself this to ease the pain

killing some cows lads

comfy

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im glad fake nails stopped being a common thing

yeah it's just super comfy desu. it's especially comfy in winter because you can all stay in, drink and have fun without worrying about going out or having the girls want to leave because it's too cold. i'd say that'd be the case moreso for you lads seeing as it actually gets cold there.

kissless virgin 2bh lad, any advice? i got a side-hug last summer, that was nice.

brother

Keep getting tempted to play runescape again,l but then I remember how much of a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME it is

I always wondered if women could actually masturbate with those things on their fingers.

i stopped playing vido games and watch sports now

Wakey wakey Britsies, time to work so smeagol can have a wankses when he wakes up at noon yes yes! We love our afternoon wankses we do! Mummy and the government they try to takeses our wankses away from us, our precioussss

>sports
can't IMAGINE something more cancerous
unironically worse than drugs

sports are an even bigger waste of time than vidya

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this good laptop lads????????????

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You're gonna be a bit short on storage with only a 250GB SSD. Other than that, it looks all right, as long as you install linux ASAP

is sweden really that bad lads? Has anyone been in the last 2 years?

Depends how old you are fella. When you're 18-22 you'll get some interest and you need to take your chance.

its decent
you can find something just as good or better for less though

ah

where?

what do you do now socially

Would unironically rather set foot in Pakistan than Sweden

wouldn't visit sweden even if my trip was all expenses paid

same goes for the rest of europe

i'd like to visit the UK though; dorset to be precise, maybe yorkshire too

>implying you need tons of storage
lol gotta store all your games and meems eh?
look for stuff on liquidation
I bought a 3 year old thinkpad with great specs for 300 CAD

250 GB is literally like 2 games, 1 season of a TV show and a couple movies.

22. in retrospect i think i get some interest when i'm out at bars, but my crippling low self-esteem fucks it all up. a lass will walk over and start dancing with me and i'll literally just start staring at the floor and when the song's over go outside and smoke a ciggie.

haven't done anything since October since the places I hang out in the summer are seasonal (i'm into whitewater kayaking, so the season ends when it gets cold)

most games are only a few GB

only MMOs like WoW are huge but why the fuck would you install an MMO on an SSD

just my music folder is more than 250 GB

do you want to use this laptop for games?
desu you should have other priorities

if you're really addicted then get an external

Finally finished it and boy is my ulnar nerve numb

Going to take a break from drawing for a little while

>tfw to creative to post other peoples' images

>just my music folder is more than 250 GB

t. spotify top 100 listening normie

>why yes i save photos of people with fedoras

>I don't store music on my computer, but I do store images of people with beards wearing hats

>23 in a few weeks
oh shi-

>why yes i save photos of people with fedoras

QT girl sat next to me in the bus when there are plenty of other seats available what do

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'morning la'

still haven't been kicked in the balls by an asian girl but have a good feeling that today might be the day

finger her

pretend youre sleeping

and then finger her

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you have to go out and meet people m8. i'd say you aren't a 8 to 10/10 so you won't trip and fall into some girls box as you walk down the street. the fact that girls will dance with you is a good sign. you really just have to sack up and take the plunge and approach girls/dance with them and youll be alri

Based Trump.
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GIRLIES WATCH OUT

She eventually moved seats

Now you have to sit next to her.

(She's playing seaty seaty)

literally me on the right

not qt

I can see your neck beard

reported

Attractive but not a qt.

me in year 10 english and science

stalkerboo

ok, so now we're up to 4 aussies

turtlemong, phimosislad, fatfuck, and stalkerboo

Currently trying to pick between the two backpacks, I like to avoid tacticool shit but they fit my needs perfectly - will I look complete autist in them? also since it's relevant to what you wear I'm in the UK, manchester

but you're not a bee anymore?

>exam in 2 hours
>still don't know anything

who is fatfuck

Girl here. Get the one on the top.

>spend hours drawing something
>don't even get a FOY (You)

Does /brit/ like KKB? pic related

LONDON

refuse to believe you're autistic enough to have drawn that

I want to know if chavvy cunts'll fuck me up for wearing it

you're probs not a girl but thanks for the feedback friend

amazing, you're talented m8

13/13 would frame

its not very funny