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why are they allowed to so this?
can't they just send a mass text to the entire congregation

>you can't delete your own thread
dumb

only ever had one party like that in school, the girls house was big (for england anyway) but the entire year showed up which was approx 300 people, and when you're young everyones inexpereinced and so much silly shit goes down, house was covered in vomit and her ceiling got smashed to bits with pool cues, fences got ripped down.

was hilarious

ah yes, parties aren't fun hmm

Shiet. That's awesome. Maybe I'll become that guy who throws notorious parties. Instead of just waiting to meet somebody who does.

I wanna throw a party like pic related

>never seen any jello wrestling or frat party stuff like you see on TV though, over here its just cocktails of booze and hard drugs

It's a lot of fun. Didn't get to see any tits though. That was a major disappointment. Pretty fun nonetheless. I told a friend of mine from London about that night of jello-wrestling and drinking a bottle of Jim Beam apple on the bed of a pickup. He said it was the most American thing he'd ever heard kek

sounds shite desu

>bare matches with plastic surgery k-qts solely because i'm white
>meanwhile, /brit/ runts struggle to get matches with 2/10s on tinder

HOWLING

I hate college but love all the parties,
finishing kegs and crushing bottles of Bacardi,
king of the class I'd rather lay up wit a hottie,
single doesn't mean I'm lookin for somebody.

Some say they drink, blaze up, but hardly,
poppin PK, skeet, a little bit of molly,
am I out my mind most people say prolly,
but I've been on my grind puff an ounce of that coli. (Coli)

Bloody racists

they're fun if you're oversocialised and plastered