/brit/

would like a gf or two

japan has an island full of cats

have a cousin like this
no doubt he is a nonce and soon to identify as a girl

honestly looks like something that you'd pull out of the shower drain

*walks towards you*

my bellend

Starting posting on mumsnet

What's the diagnosis?

fucking binbags, the lot of you

How do you even get a waist like that? Photoshop? It's not like the rest of her is skinny