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just overheard a group of southern fairies in MY chippy

had to restrain myself

absolutely has a penis

The mother just got sad because she was cleaning the little sister's room and discovered that an expensive present she'd bought her years ago, which she thought she'd really enjoy, is still lying unopened the box. Now I'm a bit sad too. When that spoiled little runt gets back from school I'm going to slap her around a little bit and make sure she uses the present.

you won't get any of them

What was the present?

...

unironically believe I caught autism from playing too much crusader kings 2

box of Magnum condoms

chuckled sensibly

>not making her clean her own room
Bad parenting