Go to Nice

>go to Nice
>it's actually bad

>go to Islamabad
>it's actually bad

>Go to Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>it's none of these things

>go to blackburn
>no blacks were being burnt

>go to Holy Roman Empire

>go to new Italy
>it's a British colony

The suffering will never end

>go to Pakistan
>forgot to pack Stan

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>go to New Zealand
>its pretty old

>Go to Hungary
>People are fed good

>go to Warsaw
>see no war

every French larger city is bad thanks to pic related

>go to liverpool
>not a single pool full of livers

Did you enjoy the trip home?

>go to Kuriles
>get pneumonia

>go to liverpool
>THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
>slips

> go to newfoundland
> nothing new found

>Go to Turkmenistan
>not a single humanoid turkey in sight

>live in chile
>it's actually hot
FUCK

>Go to Austria
>No Australians to be found

>go to brazil
>can't get out
hel p

>go to Essen
>don't eat

>go to Pisa
>eat burger

>go to Poo
>piss instead

>go to Benis
>still not gay

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>go to America
>Actually greatest country in history

>be user
>spell England wrong

>Go to Sweden
>No longer a den of Swedes

>go to Essen
>don't eat

>go to Pisa
>eat burger

>go to Poo
>piss instead

>go to Benis
>still not gay

england is a fucking shithole hovel, mate.

t. proud englishman

>Go to Iceland
>It's pretty green

>Go to Greenland
>It's covered with ice

>He thinks England is a country

You didn't find Dildo?

>Go to America
>Don't get shot while clapping and sharting and walmart while my shoes are in the fridge

Wtf

>Go to the land of the free.
>nobody is free.

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t. Dave the council estate plumber

>go to Finland
>no Fins

>go to United Kingdom
>people disunited

>go to Los Angeles
>find city full of devils

>he thinks it isn't

>go to Canada
>I can't

>go to lesbos
>there are very few lesbos

>go watch West Ham play
>It's in eastern London

>go to Russia
>everyone is actually really lazy

>go to Russia
>nobody is in a hurry

>go to Rome
>stay in bed

>go to Falklands
>stay celibate

>go to Cambodia
>can't cum

>go to Hiroshima
>everybody is a coward

>live in cornwall
>no walls of corn

>go to Deutschland
>everyone I meet is pleasant

At least it is Korea...

>go to Kuala Lumpur
>no koalas

Wut? Everybody told me that Nice is a sunny and very beautiful city.
inb4 terrorist attack

>Go to Ohio
>No one greets me

>Go to Virginia
>Everyone's a slut

>Go to Maine
>It's irrelevant

>t. Sterling Archer

>Go to Wales
>No aquatic mammals

>Go to Ireland
>No job offers

>Go to New York
>It's actually New Amsterdam

>go to Krakow
>can't get crack cocaine anywhere

>go to Zwevezele
>still can't float through the air

>go to Holland
>no holes anywhere

>go to Greece
>true everyone has greasy hair

Protip: get some money

>go to blackpool
>pool is almost black
well colour me suprised

>go to belgium
>its not actually a country

>Go to Bern
>Don't get burnt

>Go to Southport
>It's in the North West of England

>go to grimsby
>its actually grim

>go to germany
>there are no germans

>go to Wales
>no one is wailing

>tfw that is going to come true in near future

at least there are mosques

more like the disunited queensub

>go to ireland
>no one is angry

>>Go to Ohio
>>No one greets me
cutest shittest joke ever

>go to Christchurch
>the church is a pile of rubble

>go to Ukraine
>didn't cry at all

ha

>Go to Norway
>It's Snoreway

>visit britain
>food and alcohol are expensive as fuck
>everyone lives in tiny ass homes smaller than the house I rented while going to uni
seriously, at first I thought It was just a London/big city thing but then we visited Somerset and went through some small towns and it was like 9 USD for a kg of ground beef and the houses were still small as fuck. It must be hell to for the british to masturbate while living with their parents

retard

>go to India
>get raped

best ITT

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B-but people will believe it, while it is a beautiful city T-T

all albanians should be killed

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>Australia
>my country is more austral

alcohol where, in pubs? some places are pricey, it depends where you are. of course even the cheapest pint you can get nowadays is still too much.

as for supermarkets, i thought booze was pretty cheap

I expected a german flag desu

it's full of shitskins

Like every western big city tbqhwyfam.

>Go to Savannah
>It's a beach

>go to washington
>can actually do laundry there

Nice and Paris are especially bad

>visit Santa Fe
>no Father Christmas

>visit San Diego
>where in the world is Carmen

>visit Miami
>it's not mine

>visit Minneapolis
>it's a huge apolis

>visit Grants Pass
>everyone named Grant just stands there

>visit British Columbia
>no cocaine scones

C'mon you don't go there for the migrants, in Paris they are easy to avoid if you don't go in Chatelet nor Sacré-Coeur.

>no cocaine scones

You weren't in British Columbia

the metro in Paris was literally 100% black

>go to Islamabad
>everyone thinks Islam is good

Depends on the lines you take. Line 1 is very busy and still fully white for example.
Skin colour is not a problem itself btw.

>Go to london
>its actually pakistan

yes it is

>go to london
>town already conquered

>visit Tennessee
>see no 10s

>visit Phoenix
>see no bird born of fire

>visit Colorado
>black & white ado

I'm affraid I have to tell you that what you say is racist.

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You're a shitskin aren't you?