Go to Nice

>go to Warsaw
>see no war

every French larger city is bad thanks to pic related

>go to liverpool
>not a single pool full of livers

Did you enjoy the trip home?

>go to Kuriles
>get pneumonia

>go to liverpool
>THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
>slips

> go to newfoundland
> nothing new found

>Go to Turkmenistan
>not a single humanoid turkey in sight

>live in chile
>it's actually hot
FUCK

>Go to Austria
>No Australians to be found