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The desired gf edition

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lol jk these two are terrible.

Harry Potter sucks so much dick, you have to be gay if you like it.

isnt that a pornstar with a large body of work

>JF thread

girl in the op with an asian guy
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go ahead and source me up senpai

Is that Riley Reid?

>girl in the op with an asian guy
And for you brits, when I say "asian" I mean east asian and not pakis

Managed to get out of bed when my alarm went off this morning, instead of 4 hours afterwards.

First time that's happened in about 6 months.

Don't know how normies do it every day. Maybe that's where their true power lies.

is that riley reid

Just rewatched them over Christmas break for childhood nostalgia. So much more comfy than Phantom Menace and those animated Disney movies.

Any man up for chess

girl in the op with an asian guy
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looks like riley reid

Shut the fuck up you ugly spastic, go write a book

>network error

this might be Riley Reid

Devastated mate

i am riley reid

hrm
ah yes
good show White

> gf's alarm goes off
> she hits snooze
> goes off again
> hits snooze again
> rinse and repeat for several hours
might have to box her ears

i unironically love harry potter. no homo.

his name is Robert Paulson

Gimme a link I'm better than that trash lmao

>2 queens
>2 horseys
>2 castles

was the other lad even trying?

Gotta head out for dinner now, but I'll be back later for a match x

desu really enjoy lichess
they even have training/coaching and different variants

I get DESTROYED playing against randoms most of the time though

>brits call dinner "tea"

does it feel like you are waiting down the timer to an auction right now

dindins

sez here i shud bee myself

honest to god, just had the best nuggets I've ever had in me life

guys with gfs
do you get to grope them whenever you want

what I get for playing with a yank
big waste of time for some cheap showmanship

so how long until China goes the same way as late 80's Japan?

t. Increasingly nervous man

yeah, especially the glutus maximus area

too many people for that to happen

im 4 years older than my mother was when she had her first kid and i haven't even held a girl's hand

CHOP HER UP

*poortherners

THE GF

Yes

Girls LOVE to be groped so long as it's their bf or Chad who's doing it

Drumpf will see to it

I was 9 when my my dad was my age now
I would NOT want to look after a 9yo me

what about the fanny

that's my favourite area

shall be bringing a libel case against softy southerners in the coming weeks and months if this continues

Me on the left.

>im 4 years older than my mother

Adoption is a hell o a drug

yeah but not so much, cheeky poke or flick is usually alri

it's a good area tbf

I don't think they will. Japan didn't have a lot of competition from other periphery countries, whereas China does today. They'll get to western standards eventually, but nothing like Japan was in the 80's. remember my mum telling me how they hired people in supermarkets and other shops to stand in the lift and press buttons for you,

just think boys
in a few hours you'll be not only able but legally obligated to grab every woman you see by the pussy

rape will be like saying hello

Wish we could turn back time

To the good old days

how do they feel about groping when they're asleep

>tfw you will never come up to your gf while shes cooking dinner and hug her from behind and kiss her on the cheek and she says "user the dinner will burn!" but you keep smooching her

What they don't know can't hurt them

>Wanting your dinner to burn

bit gay

do you ever laugh at your own posts/OC you make?

I laugh at pic related every time I post it

Probably would be more pissed off about being woken up

do this on the reg haha

Just got called a pedo in siam paragon lads

is fart president yet?

DELETE THIS NOW

by whom?

yeah you could use a hot meal you skinny cunt
*heems you*

as if I'd left that daft bint who doesn't understand seasoning cook dinner

toilet bog fart hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I want a gf that does more than just occypies space plus sex every so often

is it to much to ask for my laundry done and food cooked?
I work hard every day posting on Sup Forums

Also we just got speakers in the kitchen so she quite often has music on while she's cooking, so I come up behind her and start grinding on her
usually makes her laugh then she turns around and we boogie for a bit haha

Paying 115 quid a week for a 8 bed house share, ahahaa...haa

reminder his gf is not as hot as you think she is in your head

she's busy for fucks sake, leave her alone
what is wrong with you?

put on a bit since I stopped smoking tb͏h

...

>gf is cold like ALL the time
>her favourite thing is to sit on the radiator while it's on
>I come home, she runs up and puts her warm bum on my crotch

yeah since you stopped smoking baby cock you nonce

Is she northern? Had a flatmate from newcastle that would pan fry chicken with no seasoning, then boil vegetables on the side and have that for dinner pretty much every day. Sometimes she would venture out with a spagbowl and not put stock or herbs in.

grim

THAICUNT BTFO HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER

What time is the inauguration?

my humble gf

*GF sits on your lap*

>BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>oh my excuse me

5pm UK time

was she from /fit/?

anyone want this?

She's finnish

boils pasta without salt
boils rice without salt
cooks everything without salt
complains and gets confused when I add salt

perhaps her tastebuds are superior or something but fucking hell

the room is absolutely scorching rn

>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back

better if she's a Latino who's self-conscious about her big butt

hasn't happened yet but she did let out a sneaky one while I was zipping up her dress once

the lounge room?

The wife

This only fuels the erection

So a tranny is going to be on ninja warrior UK tomorrow night

is that really fair against the other girls?

why are you reminding me about this?

IM ON A FUCKING DIET MATE. FFS COULD YOU NOT?

Just like in my chinese cartoons!

>11:30 AM
might give this one a pass.

would rather be a househusband iah

She actually did go to the gym almost everyday

To be fair, i don't boil with salt. I just add seasoning to the sauce etc