/brit/

*sucks your cock while wearing a headband attached to two hearts with springs*

literally gotsanorespect

Stop watching anime

woah.................................
#wakeup

Alan, do you have a ladyboy ready for tomorrow

Pants feel too tight

Think I'm gonna die lads

the best british band is the police

debate me

that's not all of it
*forces your head*
THAT'S all of it.

lucky lad

How do I make friends who want to go to festivals and concerts