You wake up in Oulu Finland

You wake up in Oulu Finland

i kill myself

With my intricate Finno-Ugric knowledge, I pretend to be one of the natives

Pekkälaka hulääla kekkoka mikäsu kyllä kaksi maksi hyvää peivää

Drink and do drugs

Cross the border to Russia illegally

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Pretty good

What can you do in Oulu?

Start drinking and doing drugs.

It's not illegal to cross back if you didn't cross it legally in the first place.